Liars That Tried To Lie And Failed Miserably

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mattstaff
Oct 4, 2020 10:00 AM EDT

We'll never know what compels people to use the internet as a place for all their laziest, plain old weakest lies. It could be some pathological hunger of the ego that's just bent on adding more fuel to its delusional fire through recognition from the online world of achievements/stories that were pulled right out of thin air. Fortunately, the wild west that is social media also has some folks that are committed to upholding the truth, and calling out the BS as they see it. 

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    Text - ... Despite her moving to LA me and Alanah have been trying to open our hearts to one another again. I still can't believe I actually dated her for what was thee best and most healthy year of my life and thee healthiest relationship I have ever been in, in my entire life. She is thee most amazing ess aske person I've ever met and thee most famous girl l'veenough ever dated lol! I love you Alanah Pearce and hope we can return to where we once were, back when day so my dumbass tried to groo
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    Text - Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard bruh damn just found out i'm in a committed relationship with some dude who i guess asked me for a picture once but apparently he has enough money to buy the entire IGN staff lunch every friday so it's going great thank you all for your love and support xx Traduzir Tweet 11:17 PM · 15 de set de 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 522 Retweets 93 Tweets de comentário 19,5 mil Curtidas
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    Text - One of my homegirls painted this of me!!!! Dang I am soooo fine!!! Be great!!! Like · Comment - Share - 10 hours ago via Instagram and 8 others like this. Your homegirl must be an expert at filtering. 10 hours ago via mobile · Unlike 4
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    Purple - My danger noodle's heat lamp burnt out, so I knit him this sweater while I replace it. I think he likes it! Vote 21 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Now Guess we have twin snakes with the same sweater lol
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    Text - Hey It's 13:22 How're you doing? 13:22 Hey, where do i know you from? 13:25 / We met during the carnival 13:46 Yeah no, we didn't, how did you get my number? Or are you just texting random numbers? That's creepy! If you want to get to know people, get yourself a dating app. 13:50 /
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    Text - Nein, I'm not texting random people. You gave me your contact when we meet but my phone got broken and just got a new one and I just wanted to say Hi 14:01 Okay, i'm sorry, in what City you think we met? 14:05 / 14:06 I live and study here in 14:06
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    Text - What about you? 14:07 Okay, so you got my number from 14:16 / Yes I remember, sorry 14:16 I needed a room and a friend sent it to me 14:17 Is it still available 14:17 It was in südstadt? 14:17 No it's not. Please delete my number! 14:19 A
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    Text - ... COW 22 h Hi Jo, thanks for reaching out! We love feedback, whether it be positive or negative, we especially love feedback like this so others can see the type of people we have to deal with sometimes. First of all, I'll address the "£700" that you and your party claim to have spent... now, we both know this isn't true don't we, Jo... it's not even remotely accurate as to what you spent, but l'll crunch the numbers for you.
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    Text - Our most expensive pizza on the menu is £9.00, this means that if you ordered only pizzas, you'd have to order 77 of them to be even close to spending £700. You didn't order 77 pizzas, Jo. But let's talk drinks... the most expensive drink we sell is a double gin & mixer at £6.10, this means you'd have to order 115 of these to be even close to spending £700. You didn't order 115 double gin & mixers. So let's split the difference, seeing as you had spent the "£700" on both pizzas and drinks
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    Text - So seeing as you are having trouble with your memory & maths, I went over our point of sale system this afternoon for you, along with viewing our footage of your party on CCTV and our copy of your receipts. What you & your party spent, Jo was a far more realistic and believable £280 (£225 on 5 rounds of drinks and £55 on 8 pizzas). If you are going to lie, embellish, or try to fabricate a ridiculous narrative about your time at our bar... at least make it a believable one. Not going great
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    Text - With the ironic exception of the young adults that were with your group and one or two others, you all acted like belligerent, entitled little toddlers from the moment you walked through our gates. You wanted to make a reservation for 3 tables, we informed you this wasn't possible on a Saturday night for a group so large, but if you turned up the moment we opened at 4pm, you'd get the tables you'd requested. At 4:30pm you showed up with the tables you wanted already taken, but not to worr
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    Text - bags of party bunting you brought with you. We allowed members of your party to bring in food from other venues to circumvent their food allergies. We cleaned up all the smashed pint glasses you broke and birthday cake you dropped & smeared all over our tables & benches, and tolerated the many loud family rows you were having with each other. Rather than treat our staff like human beings that are just trying to earn a wage, you decided to treat them like your own personal servants, clicki
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    Text - warned by our door staff about staying seated and observing social distancing, of which you refused to do either. You were the loudest, most obnoxious group in the whole bar, just being a nuisance in general and other customers were starting to complain about you at this point. Then, for your party's grand finale, the gentleman in the blue shirt headed into our bar from outside and decided to vomit everywhere but the toilet. Our staff stepped into to help, but you demanded to "deal with t
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    Text - communicate with you or help. (don't worry, the staff member that you nearly had in tears earlier on cleaned it up for you) We'd love to have the reviews feature on our page turned on, but people like you are the very reason we don't, because there is no way to negate them once they are left, whether they are a fair review or not. Nobody... not staff, door supervisors or myself had barred you that night, after all, nobody was hurt, and we've all drank too much and regretted it the next da
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    Text - back, apologized, been given the "don't let it happen again" speech we've all had at one point or another and we'd have all moved on, but no... instead you ran straight to the internet, played victim, and told a pack of lies. So now consider this your official barring... don't you or your group ever set foot through our doors again. Also, as a side note, you were pretty much anonymous to us, nobody knew any of your names. But now you've formally identified yourself by checking in to our b
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    Text - Hucknall's pubwatch scheme, so you can expect some pushback from all the other bar owners, landlords & venues throughout Hucknall on your next visit. My only regret was not kicking you all out sooner. To anybody else reading this who would like to view exactly how not to behave in a bar during a global pandemic with heavy social and footfall restrictions in place, (or how not to behave in public in general) pop along to the bar and l'll gladly show you the highlights of our CCTV footage w
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    Text - Sorry for the long post, folks, but this needed addressing. Lots of love as always. 100753TICE **Quick edit** ed team won't be making any more The comments or responding on this thread. Jo and her party were rude and belligerent
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    Text - customers during their visit to us. Jo then followed this up by checking herself into our bar via our business page and left a fabricated public review full of lies and half truths the following day, and she was dealt with via our right to reply. Please don't take our response or this post as a green light to harass or bully anybody involved. As far as we are concerned, the matter is now over.
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    Text - Went here yesterday for sister in laws 50th lovely little bar- spent approx £700 between us on drinks and pizza - to be served by some members of staff with awful attitude - to be told we must drink up and leave can't come back because one member of our party was too drunk - to be them apologised to because someone had told them we were all too drunk - take in to account the money we had spent - to be them told half and hour later the owners wanted us out as we had stood up - bearing in m
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    Text - Text - Customer service was terrible, I went in there today but the guy serving me started complaining cause I wanted a refund, and thats just not how an employee should be acting Response from the owner 2 weeks ago You bought figures and then 3 weeks later you wanted to return them because you needed money back. I refunded the figures even though I didn't have to.
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    Text - Text - 2 years ago Not only do they install crappy equipment for three times the price that disrupts neighborhoods all over the county for people that never grew out of their teens but very uncourteous and unprofessional as you would expect from someone that installs such noisemakers , horrible place should be shut down
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    Text - Text - Car Stereo (Owner) 2 years ago Your not a customer of ours. You frequent the bar next door and you were upset about our loud stereo. When we moved into this location 12 years ago we made sure it was written in our lease that our loud stereos were not going to be a problem. It's not very often that we play loud music. The other day we had a 15 year old and his parents here that were interested in a sound system for him so we gave him a demo for 10 minutes. We are not out to ruin any
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