No one likes a cheapskate, but unfortunately, there seems to be a plethora of penny pinchers in the modern dating scene. Don't get us wrong, dating can get expensive and frugality is certainly an admirable attribute, but when someone goes to unusually great lengths to save a buck it can be somewhat...strange. But alas! These tightwads make for some of the most entertaining bad date stories and we have teamed up with The Single Society to share them with the masses. If YOU have a great story, please share it HERE for a chance to be featured!
After weeks of sitting at home with my cat, I decided to break my relentless dating dry spell to meet Jeff, a personal injury attorney hailing from New Hampshire with an affinity for long-distance running, craft breweries, and Cards Against Humanity.
To my dismay, Jeff proposed we meet for the dreaded coffee date. Typically I prefer to indulge in a cocktail on a first date because surely a little social lubrication never hurt anyone.
BUT ALAS, I agreed to meet Jeff for a delicious non-alcoholic beverage that fateful Saturday afternoon.
Jeff suggested we meet at one particular establishment you may or may not have heard of.
Starbucks.
Now, we both reside in NYC, a city with a plethora of delightfully quaint bistros I could have recommended to get a quality cup of joe, but for fear of seeming difficult, to Starbucks, I went.
When I arrived for our date and saw Jeff the first thing I noticed was that he was already holding what looked to be like a fresh hot cup of coffee…
…From McDonald's.
Unable to ignore the blatant look of confusion on my face Jeff offered me a fascinating explanation.
"Oh, I got this from down the street. I figured I may as well grab this because Starbucks coffee is so pricey."
Wow. OK. After an awkward pause, Jeff motioned me towards the line to fetch my own coffee whilst he sat comfortably in his armchair.
At this point, I was already convinced this douche was not my soulmate, but what really put the nail in the coffin was the apology he extended.
"I'm sorry if I seem like I'm being a bit frugal. I recently finalized my divorce which was pretty expensive so I'm trying to tighten up my belt if you know what I mean."
Yeah, I'm sorry too.
Moral of the story: Staying at home with your cat is WAY better than going on a cheapskate date.
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