My Dating Nightmare: The Cappuccino Cheapskate

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  • My most awful date was at Starbucks with a cheapskate date.

    Hair - I'm ready to find love.
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  • Red flag number 1? He wanted a coffee date.

    Hair - ALCOHOL WOULD BE NICE
  • At STARBUCKS! Begrudgingly, I agreed...

    Hair
  • But when I arrived, he was standing there holding coffee from McDonald's!

    Hair - WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT ISTHAT?
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  • Red flag number 2? He was a massive, massive cheapskate.

    Face - I detest cheap sentiment
  • He blamed his frugality on his recent expensive divorce. Okkkkkk then!

    Hair
  • I listened to him b*tching about his ex wife for an hour.

    Hair - RIVETİNG NARRATIVE
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  • And hour that I will never get back. Ever.

    Nose - I CANT.. CANT..HONESTLY

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