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15 Times Guys Actually Thought We Cared About Their Opinion, Yikes

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    Font - Females will stop for Starbucks but not for gas

    Men calling women females is one of the creepiest things out there. I don't know why but I've never met a woman who appreciated it. Though whoever made this probably didn't give a sh*t whether he was being respectful or not.

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    Black - Yeah but child birth gives women orgasms, why do you think they scream like that.

    Yep. Finally, we have someone who got the logic right. We also love putting in tampons. And chopping our arms off. Pain = pleasure.

    In fear of somebody actually believing this ^^^, let me clarify that was sarcasm.

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    Sky - Apr 5 I don't want a nicer body for men I want a nicer body so I can sit in my room alone and look at it 458 27 84.7K 486.4K Replying to The more y'all say this the less I believe it... funny thing, girls from same sex schools don't make an effort with their looks coz there's no boys there
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    Font - Someone just asked me for a source on "women have vivid internal lives that do not rely on men". Buddy, if you need an academic source for that, that's your problem right there. source: women are human beings women: we're people men: source?
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    Font - r/AskReddit 41m Which rich person do you think LEAST deserves their money and why? Discussion Vote 17 1 Share CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS ihavoze itra 10m Almost all of the richest women since they just took their ex husbands' fortunes. Reply + -1 +
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    Happy - If she wears a backpack instead of a purse then she's GAY.
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    Font - I Love You I Love you You Are A B h I Love you I Love you I Love you B h? Theory Confirmed No Matter How Many Times You Say I Love You To Woman She Will Always See The Bad Things...
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    Font - Lady Height: 4'11-5'3: demon 54-5'8: spoiled brat 5'9-5'11: psycho 6'0 & Up: a man
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    Font - 6m Bet you're a female Reply 5m Where'd you get that impression from? • 4m Calling your dad an as le? 3m Still don't get where that implies that I'm a girl tho - 2m According to my knowledge females insult their parents more often than males • Im Not exactly sure where you got that either. Imma just leave this here
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    Font - 5 mins ago · O2.2k A woman does not become a nurse because she wishes to give. She becomes one because she wishes to control. Nursing degrees are one of the easiest to acquire, yet bestow vast authority-and unearned privilege-on the graduate. Most importantly, they bestow power over men without the hassle of pregnancy or child-rearing. It is a profession for barren, vicious control freaks, and Lucifer rejoices in every new nurse he creates.
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    Font - -8 VOTES 17/05/20 • 2:51 pm 10 I agree, women are better at math, but are more easily distracted by shiny objects, as well as when another female shows up with an outfit that is highly fashionable. I've seen women engaged in highly complex math computations completely melt down when a new hat is worn by one of their peers.
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    Font - Ladies. If you want a cute fuzzy animal to love and look after, like a puppy or a kitten, you want a baby. Stop lying to yourself. It's okay, and it's natural. Very few women actually want real dogs, that you train and discipline properly and weigh more than 50lb.
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    Font - Women think guys can just flip a switch and be a comedian lol that's not how life works, not every man is a comedian and can make you laugh 24/7. Women don't really care about you understanding a joke or laughing at yourself as much as how much you can make her laugh and forget her s ty issues/life/insecurities. -6 ...
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    Font - 28m I think we men can deal with social distancing, because we can survive on our passions, careers, hobbies alone. Meanwhile women need relationships like water and oxygen, for most women this quarantine is a real burden. Girl from your screens is getting crazy.

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