Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (October 1, 2020)

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Oct 1, 2020 1:30 PM EDT

As if 2020 couldn't get more disappointing, throwing a couple of d-bags into the mix can only make it worse. Because what's more depressing than a modern-day Casanova a**hole who makes a woman feel like crap? Probably not much. Together with To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated — an Instagram account by and for women, containing letters that frustrated women have penned to the disappointing guys they've dated — we bring you the latest haul of these scathing letters. If they weren't so funny, they would be heartbreaking, but they give a true insight into the sh*tshow that is modern dating.






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  • Text - Dear Navy Jason, I found out 15 days before our wedding that you were STILL married. I can't just blame you though. When we went to Texas so I could meet your family, none of your 8 sisters or your WIFE said a word either! TO THE Screw you all! GUYS I'VE Knda Sarah DATED
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Dear Jon, You had me meet you in the middle of Central Park in the dead of winter at 10 PM. Creepy is an understatement, but I convinced myself it was sweet because you knew how much I loved "Law and Order SVU" and this was the closest l'd ever get to being in an episode. Sincerely, TO THE Still alive and well GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Dear Josh, I swiped right because you kind of looked like John Mayer. Had I known that was all you could talk about, I might've swiped left. I'm sorry you think you're having a hard time getting acting gigs because according to you, you look too much like the greatest guitar player of our generation.... but much shorter... with different colored eyes.... and a mustache that you should definitely shave as soon as possible. то THE Truthfully yours, GUYS Gabi I'VE Kindo DATED
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Dear Rex, No, me queefing does not automatically "mean I enjoyed it." The look of horror on your face when I told you that was priceless. My heart goes out to whoever thought this was true. TO THE GUYS Love, Miranda I'VE Kinda DATED
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Dear Josh, Our whirlwind romance was filled with lots of Taco Bell until you ghosted me two days after meeting my daughter. Not sure which one gives me a bigger stomach ache. Thanks for all the burritos, I guess. TO THE GUYS Stephanie I'VE Kinda DATED
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Dear Stephen, Thanks for attempting to drive me safely back to my car after our first Tinder date. Too bad we got in a car accident and you got a DUI. P'll never forget it. Also, I truly appreciated the apology call from jail the next day and the warning that your lawyer may contact me since it was your third DUI. то THE Stay safe out there, GUYS I'VE Kinda Мае DATED
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Ethan, I'm sorry for secretly going through your phone but you clearly gave me a reason to feel insecure. Like the way you flirted with other girls and your constant need for attention. Maybe you should take a deeper look into your own behaviors that made me do it instead of saying that I was "crazy." TO THE GUYS Raven I'VE Kinda DATED
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Dear Stephen, We're so very sorry we caught you red-handed and showed up to your house together when you were only expecting one of us. We're also sorry that even after dating one of us for almost 9 months (allowing your daughter to get close to me and call me 'stepmom')...you slid into my new-found soul sister's Bumble account (while I was asleep in your bed) and LIED about not having a girlfriend. Guess it was bad luck that we had a mutual friend who put 2+2 together and introduced us.
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Dear Matt, Remember when you lied that the girl on your iPhone background wasn't your girlfriend? Well, I sent her screenshots of our conversations just in case. Turns out she was! I'm not sorry that she dumped you while she was on vacation with your family in Italy. Hope all is well. TO THE Хохо, Linds GUYS I'VE Kinda DATÉD
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Drew, We had been dating for a while and I relocated to your city a week ago. I decided to check out that local church you mentioned to me. The only man I spoke with there said he knew you, because you were dating his daughter. My dad doesn't go to that church. то THE GUYS Sam I'VE Kinda DATED
    via @totheguysivedated
  • Text - Hi Andrew, When we broke off our engagement after 7 years together, you said you wanted to be alone and do your own thing for a while. 2 weeks later, you had a new girlfriend. 3 months later, you got married. Real original, Весса TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
    via @totheguysivedated

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