Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

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mattstaff
Oct 5, 2020 11:00 PM EDT

This quick Tumblr post shows just how quickly those dumb questions we type into Google can quickly spiral out of control. At least we don't actually have tons of moths trying to fly into the sun everyday. That'd be sad. Very sad. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread that provides an extreme analysis of the Ratatouille timeline.

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    Text - hedgehog-moss Follow I started with asking an innocent question Google can you tan in front of your fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos The answers were unanimously "no" but the explanations were a bit puzzling The sun is not a ball of fire. It is a ball of hot stuff, but it's not like there's a large pile of wood at the center. A flame
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    Text - That sounded made up so doggedly persevered Google difference between sun and my fireplace? Q Tous Images Shopping O Vidéos I understand that there is conceivably one. The answers offered several admissible distinctions:
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    Text - The sun is big I knew that! The sun is not on fire. I did not know that Follow up: how do you define fire? If it looks like fire and feels like fire, why isn't it fire?
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    Text - the more explanations I read, the less I understood the sun as a concept The fact that it looks like it's on fire is a bit of a coincidence. ??? eventually, my unflinching investigation of the sun brought me to this page and it was like, this is not what I asked but finally an answer that makes sense:
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    Text - If Moths are attracted to light, why don't they all try and travel towards the sun? They do, but when the sun turns off during the night they all fly back down again.
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