Non-Americans Do Not Understand American Halloween - 20 Tweets

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Oct 5, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

Americans take many things very seriously, much to the rest of the world's confusion, including but not limited to portion sizes, the American flag, and Halloween. Everywhere else, Halloween lasts one day, people dress up and may or may not go trick-or-treating, and that's about it. But in America, Halloween lasts a month, everything is pumpkin-flavored, and no one understands why. These tweets articulate the rest of the world's confusion with America's go-big-or-go-home attitude when it comes to the spookiest day in the calendar.

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via @ArchieHilditch
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via @ccrashland
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via @rtjisoo
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via @SisonkeTengwane
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via @RobMahal
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via @KiwiEV
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via @bouquetScouts
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via @VampireGhuleh
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via @nubby_han
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via @CarlFlynn98
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via @thelma_chitura
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via @theonispeelman
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via @AislingFelly
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via @owiswifty
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via @TheCurbAU
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via @ygjk
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via @chloe_alcc
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via @MartinCAlonso
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via @oleivarrudi
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via @FurryPhilosifer

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