The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

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Oct 14, 2020 3:38 AM EDT

Some fine tweets designed to cure any signs of boredom! If you are looking for more, take a look at these white people tweets or some funny dog memes for some cuteness. 

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    Text - Matt Jenkins @YoungFunE Been quarantined for so long l'm starting to hate some of my wife's coworkers too.
    via Reddit
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    Text - tef e. birbs @tef_ebooks [30 years into the future] me: you know netflix used to send films by post my amazon smart watch: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge me: productivity
    via Reddit
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    Text - Text - ellory smith spooky & hot @ellorysmith have you ever been chilling minding your own business and realize your jaw has been tightly clenched for the last 15 years
    via Reddit
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    Text - Abbie @AbbieEvansXO yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you're square. all comes down to who's the faster cyclist
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    Text - Text - Ina Deguata? |-/D-2 @rabarbaro_ My mom didn't raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they don't even start something 10:12 AM Jun 4, 2020 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Text - jehf @jehfro_ no president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself
    via Reddit
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    Text - Text - Joshua Eaton @joshua_eaton Being an elder millennial is having committed your childhood best friend's landline to memory but not your current partner's cell phone. 2:10 PM · 03 Oct 20 · Twitter Web App >
    via Reddit
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    Text - Jess is Spooky @jessokfine Sronr Every time I talk about milk, I clarify "not breastmilk." It's unnecessary and it makes people uncomfortable.
    via Reddit
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    Text - alexia consolato @alexiaconsolato my english professor walked into class, saw algebra on the board and yelled "oh what the f k is this, get me an eraser before I pass out."
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    Text - Text - Lord Scott Baxter Bowser @scott_bowser I will Venmo $100 dollars to the first Walter Reed staffer that dresses up like Herman Cain and warns him that he's going to be visited by three ghosts tonight. 1:36 AM 03 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit

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