True Treasures From The Scottish Twitter World

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mattstaff
Oct 5, 2020 6:00 PM EDT

Oh yes, good old Scottish Twitter never lets us down. You can really get a taste of the Scottish culture in their tweets. We don't necessarily always understand what they're talking about, but that also might be the best part. If you enjoyed these Scottish twitter gems, check out some more over here.

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    Text - Innes @6lnnes A hink it's about time a downed tools wae the Fifa n found a new hobby am 22 n anytime a concede a goal a gee ma pillow 10 rapid n start shouting at aww ma wee virtual players calling them cheating fat cows
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
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    Text - Ross Sayers @Sayers33 Even though I have a Scottish accent I still put on a Scottish accent when I say 'there's beena murder' >
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 03
    Text - Doc B @keiranDoc_ Emergency at Glasgow Airport polis on route. Apparently theres a Thomas Cook pilot wanderin about the runway wae his tap aff shoutin "she's turned the planes against us"
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 04
    Text - Jen @JenG1210 Make a change from rattling your sisters arse Steve @SteveTheBhoy81 · 1h i would love to rattle some rangers fans jaws.
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 05
    Text - MarkRants @MarkRants_ Mental how ye get aw these wee daftys that think they can fight but are constantly on drugs skinny as fuck threatening folk... sit doon Crackie Chan
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
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    Nose - Myajoy Muldoon @myaj0ymuld00nx Av been slagged for mine since a was a wain to the point where someone said "she widny snort lines she'd snort paragraphs" @Iness213_ · 10 Sep Sco pa tu manaa :
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
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    Text - Liam @LiamN96_ The 240 is defo the hardest bus in the land. Goes through Motherwell, Bellshill, Viewpark, Tunny, Tollcross, Parkheed n the gallowgate, could take the side road tae Libya and nobody wid bat an eyelid
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 08
    Street sign - lewis @lewisa95 how's life going?? me: it's going Pinkerton Doon Hill 6
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 09
    Text - Andrew @A_Beveridge1398 Wits the script with curry sauce after ye leave it for ten minute it turns into a Yankee candle
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 10
    Text - dn @dnnnnnnn_ too funny when u get a photie when ur steamin n yer lit belter mate fuckin send me that right now acc cracker ma boy n ye wake up n it's the worst hing you've ever clapped eyes on
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 11
    Text - Neil @Neil_LFC_ In a gaff here an some lad has said the Titanic was an Insurance job. Amazing.
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 12
    Text - scott mcdonald @scott_mcdonaldX Popcorn n a ice blast oot the odeon Brendan Harkin @brendanjharkin · 03 Aug What the fuck did this person buy £13,178.64
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 13
    Text - Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine_ my pals think living in scotland is ll beautiful rolling hills and friendly patter when in reality it's a junkie shouting 'ye goin for a shite hen?' at me because i'm carrying a 16 roll pack of toilet roll
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 14
    Text - Pàbíò @McGuigan664 Uni seems like a heavy laugh quid for a vodka n aw that patter till ye needty spend 4 year way cunts called harold who went on a gap year first to "find himself "
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 15
    Text - Rmaclean4 @rmaclean4 New Harry Potter sounds pish 00 02-UK ? 20:51 43% Harry Potter and cuddles with my wee guy It Like Comment 1
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 16
    Text - primal scheme @pcon666 what was the daftest thing yous ever got in trouble for in school? a got made to say ten hail Mary's in p7 cause ma teacher overheard me sayin that a hoped Louis Walsh died
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 17
    Text - ryan @beak97 See how Scottish people wear tops that say 'New York' or 'LA' do people from America wear tops saying 'Arbroath' or 'East Kilbride'
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
  • 18
    Text - Went on a date last night n ended up splitting an ecciena just think no wonder am single behaving lit that
    via r/ScottishPeopleTwitter

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