These Mad Lads Simply Can't Be Contained

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andcallmeshirley
Oct 17, 2020 6:38 AM EDT

These absolute madmen must be out of their minds. There's simply no other explanation for all these shenanigans. Take a look at our favorite mad lads and lasses from the past week, if you dare... And if you still haven't had your fill check out these funny Tumblr posts for more top comedy from around the internet. 

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    Text - skeppy @skeppyextragain - 4h i'm bored someone talk to me Q 40 272 187 skeppy @skeppyextragain · 3h shoutout to @kraftsinglesss for sending me the whole declaration of independence instead 1:38 1 pixie ® In Congress, July 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of 3 O 68
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    Text - Thread LDN @ZOELDN When I used to go swimming lessons I drop in&started drowning. Instead of my dad to save me he shouted "AYOMIDE RISE. DON'T WASTE MY MONEY " 13:30 · 26/01/2013 · Twitter Web App
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    Screenshot - Nintendo TrevZed @TrevZed · 5h I Has Hrong 8 Inventory Z Trevžed @TrevZed · Sep 21, 2018 if steve f g minecraft joins smash ultimate I will use my own hard earned money to purchase minecraft on the nintendo switch and proceed to post a screenshot of a sign in-game that reads "i was wrong". quote me when
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    Roof - Comments 1.7K Crys Vargas • 5 years ago they said not to try it at home, so i tried it at a store parking lot 凸 100 回8 8 REPLIES
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    Text - Gamer Installs Crysis 3 On GeForce RTX 3090's VRAM - And It Runs By Aaron Klotz 5 hours ago "Can it run crysis" gets a whole new meaning f Comments (2) 9/34
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    Text - Not original. Fake. Poor product quality Poor service by seller Delivery time below expectation M&S contagrip 22-09-2018 22:33 | Variation: 41/Leaving a mess... Seller Response: hehe Posted in r/assholedesign by u/that_arcane_fella reddit
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    Text - Laser Quest Laser Tag Center 7:27 PM Hey before youre gone forever I just want to be honest. I ran, I jumped and I climbed on multiple occasions at the Ottawa location. I did not respect the Laser Quest Code of Conduct even though I verbally agreed to it and for that I am sorry. We forgive you
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    Text - r/madlads Posted by u/Mcreeper51 • 6h • i.redd.it I would write nothing here, but there's a minimum length for titles. man-who-say-nothing • 4d 41 Awards Reply 1 4.0k 1 2 ↑ 1.1k V 127 Share O Award
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    Text - The Joker @saltydkdan · 1h Also, shoutout to that one guy from my literature class that plagiarized the entirety of "Finding Nemo" for his final project down to every single plot point, but made Nemo a turtle... And still passed ♡ 41 27 229 2,011
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    Text - Design Y x Support x Logout F -j x 8 IKEA generalssb-prod.ec.royalholloway.ac.uk/BannerExtensibility/custom * Bookmarks M Gmail O Tumblr O YouTube School ROAL ening Now O Psych Research Meth & Anal Lecture Group 01 marked as Attending your current teaching session. се re absent, please follow the guidance on Notification of Abser ule Session Date Day Tim sych Research Meth & Anal PC Room Group 01 07/12/2020 MON 1200 - sych Research Meth & Anal Lecture Group 01 07/12/2020 MON 1100 - ersona
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    Text - Donald J. Trump 0 @realDonald Trump Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER! 11:54 - 10/2/20 Twitter for iPhone 67.7K Retweets 89.6K Quote Tweets 136K Likes NebraskanGooner @nebraskangooner 23s Replying to @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS Finally you tweeted something positive.
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    Text - rt i had to interpret for this deaf guy on my flight bc the attendant brought his drink wrong and he signed to me "tell him how hard can rum and coke be he's a figidiot" i signed "do i have to say that" he said "he deserves to know the truth"
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    Text - @Laporte · Sep 30 Aymeric Laporte Who's Eric? O Chris Phillips @chrisbluemoon52 - Sep 30 Replying to @Laporte Great to see you back Eric. Now please please stay fit for the whole season because we're only complete when you're playing noah= @Wan_Baessaka · Sep 30 Your name is Eric right? I thought the "Aym" was just a funny way of writing "I'm" like l'm Eric Laporte Aymeric Laporte O @Laporte Replying to @Wan_ Baessaka 金金金 I'm'Eric Laporte @Laporte You guys won
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    Text - 4 hrs I found this history text book from 1873 at a fiea market today and it's super old school. On page 23, there is a thing that says "look on page 150" in pencil in the top margin- so I go to page 150 and the written "you are a fool for looking" Fualin got me bro. Trolled me 141 years in the future good for him had Unlike Comment Share O You and 74 others like this.
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    Facial hair - II I 1 0:06/ 0:30 CC Daily Half-Life 3 Update: Day 1059 66 views · Oct 5, 2020 15 SHARE + SAVE ... Hazard Time SUBSCRIBED 11.5K subscribers
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    Text - r/AskReddit 42m People who got involved in a crime, what happened? Vote 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS i stole a lollipop at age 7. they still havent found me. Reply 1 +1 + LO
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    Text - Some kid at my local Grocery Store was saying "POGGERS" out loud in the cereal isle, so T told his mother it was a racial slur, safe to say he ain't touching his xbox for a while. 6:08 PM - 10/5/20 · Twitter Web App 3,803 Retweets 194 Quote Tweets 52.9K Likes
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    Text - Read Hello, why does this product have 1700+ orders but only 10 reviews? Are they fake numbers? Read 10:27 yes
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    Soldier - Marshall O'Toole ... Sep 13 · O She said she belong to the streets, I said baby I am the streets Posted in r/HolUp O reddit
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    Text - Mom> Today 12:40 PM your failing English You're* Delivered Directed by ROBERT B. WEIDE Σ
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    Knit cap - Michigan man fends off intruder with replica battle ax: There was a bloody mess everywhere' Source: WOOD me go in a galax far, Alex Rawls was arrested after breaking into the apartment of Ben Ball who struck him with a replica battle-ax (Alex Rav Michigan Dept of Corrections) He repeatedly knocked on the door before kicking it in while Ball was sitting at home playing video games and watching the TV show, Rick and Morty. Ball says he believed Rawls was carrying a firearm, the outlet r
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    Screenshot - welcome to Chernobyl 403 11 Share NEW COMMENTS I just gave this the wholesome award Reply Add a comment >>
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    Text - Kim Kierkegaardashian is takin.. · 3h I hope this email finds you in a vortex of despair 8 27 238 834 Alicia Costello @txalicia1 Replying to @KimKierkegaard Definitely going to send that to my students 4 hours before their papers are due. 12:37 PM · 01 Oct 20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - r/PrequelMemes Posted by u/pico-mnt · 4h • i.redd.it I can feel your anger General KenC when the mods ban "I love democracy" meme so you post 3224 of them at the same time: are you going to ban me? 1 12 15 7 17 10 1 28.4k 189 Share Award
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    Text - Chris Previously Unsaid Sentences in Human History 14h - e thanks Mark BREAKING NEWS INDEPENDENT.CO.UK Instagram and Facebook users can now message each other O08 1.3K 855 Comments O Like Comment View 7 more comments Mark Zuckerberg You're welcome. 3.8K Haha Reply · 7h
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    Cup - 5 year old woke up at 3:30 and said "I need to go pee" and woke me up. When I said "ok let's go pee" he said "I tricked you, I wanna make legos" so, we've been up making legos. And at 6 am, he went back to sleep. I made coffee. Good morning. I think I'm the stupid one. story/text
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    Text - GUIDELINES FOR DISCUSSING WOMEN'S HEALTH CARE 1. LOOK DOWN 2. IF YOU SEE A PENIS, SHUT UP. 176 68 1 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL 8h I don't see a penis because I am wearing pants
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    Text - Uncle Dane @danekevin... · 8/7/19 v If they add Minecraft Steve to Smash Bros, I will buy a clown wig and proudly wear it. I don't care, I want him in the game gaddammit O 13 27129 O 769 Uncle Dane @danekevi... · 14h Thank you, your order has b Please check your email for order confirmation New! Get shipment notifications on your mobi Estimated delivery: Monday, Oct. 5 O 11 L7 58 416
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    Leg - Stephanie: If you found out you have one day left, what would you do with it? Dick: Say goodbye and mend my relationships. Jason: Something illegal. Damian: Accept my fate. Tim: I would message 10 people on Facebook saying if they didn't forward the message to ten people, I would die tomorrow. Duke: Jesus Tim. Tim Satan
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    Junk food - O Instagram Ren NBA GA NBA VOTE Pres LAKERS LEBRON JAMES IN GAME 1 WIN 25 Pts (9-17 FG), 13 Reb, 9 Ast, 2 TO GAME 2: HEAT at LAKERS COMING UP SET Liked by zacksjerryrig and 1,482,399 others therock Friday night and I got my fork AND my spoon for my big ass plate of pasta & meatballs w/ chocol... more View all 9,704 comments vossworld @teejay_holmes gordongram Looks dry (+) 202
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    Text - Debrina28 Verified Purchase Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2018 Heavier than Nerf foam My son purchased this battle axe to use while playing Airsoft. He actually used it and was able to get several opposing players out using only the axe. The referee said he'd never seen anyone do that before! It is rather large and is sturdy foam, not as lightweight as Nerf. He is having a ball with it, so that's what counts. 8 people found this helpful Helpful Report
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    Technology - 9:18 1 X r/perth And they say melbournes the cultural hub of Australia VISA O Like Page 9 Oct 2017 at 2:21 p.m. • O hey COMMONWEATH bank, how about you G atms in BUNBURY so punters like ME will not hav to TAPE FISH to them so youll have NO CHOCE but to come and FIX THEM. i have more fish and tape and will, power than youre intire organisation. FIX THEM NOW. SERVICE your F 1.3k 90 t Share
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    Clothing - David GP O James Fridman @fjamie013 Hi, James! The only decent photo i've got with my gf is the one we are with Darth Vader. Could you fix it? Fixed.
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    Cartoon - Aa St Comments 3.5K Crey.x • 1 month ago (edited) My sister called me a weeb.I stole her phone and changed her ringtone to this. I then proceeded to call her while she was talking to her crush. Update: Her crush was a bit freaked out of her ringtone and proceeded to just stay friends, mission accomplished O 1.7K 回 57 笑い続け3
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