Until recently, we didn't think eating was that hard. If you weren't raised by wolves, chances are you can employ cutlery with ease, and know the proper way to eat a burrito or a slice of pizza. It's not rocket science. But somehow, there are people who are alive and exist who make a terrible mockery of the conventions of consumption. It's time for us to raise awareness and take a stand against these absolute monsters.
Nutella and carrot sticks feelin like a white girl pic.twitter.com/sjJecUm3jx
— Yeff (@_SchoolboyQueen) December 4, 2013
Pretty sure I'm the only one who eats their string cheese like this.. pic.twitter.com/ewOyEXkk4G
— Jessica Hickey (@doggurly205) August 30, 2015
People think I'm weird bc I eat my crust first. 😔 pic.twitter.com/jtNQjbJFwn
— Jewel (@Jewel_Emree) November 20, 2013