People's Favorite Polite Insults

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mattstaff
Oct 11, 2020 9:00 AM EDT

Someone on AskReddit fired up a thread about people's favorite polite insults. Some of these might be familiar. They're the kind of insults that don't come out blatantly swinging, but more so go for the subtle sting. 

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  • 01
    Text - ReaverRogue • 4d It's nice that you're so ordinary. Reply 233 ...
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  • 02
    Text - LaxinPhilly • 4d I stole this from Shakespeare but "I desire we be better strangers". Reply 37 ...
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  • 03
    Text - llcucf80 • 4d I hope your day is as pleasant as you are. Reply 664 ...
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  • 04
    Text - Back2Bach • 4d "Easy, now... don't let your brains go to your head." Reply 131 ...
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  • 05
    Text - msb41 • 4d When somebody compliments themselves, I'll ask "Who told you that?" Reply 1 177 ...
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  • 06
    White - billybobjimmyjoe • 4d Aww bless your heart. Reply 175 ...
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  • 07
    Text - Oniwaban9 • 4d l'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong. Reply 1 336 ...
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  • 08
    Text - platypusoflimb0 • 4d When someone says something dumb or insensitive: it's okay; you're pretty. Reply 44 ...
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  • 09
    White - TipsyPeanuts • 4d As per my last email... Reply 236 ...
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  • 10
    Text - thunder_spears • 4d "Oh, you're welcome!" Me pretending like I heard them say "thank you" when they're just ungrateful. Reply 1 17 ...
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  • 11
    Text - ItsYourBoyReckster • 4d If you were a spice, you would be flour. Reply 145 ...
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  • 12
    Text - vhfdthcfjvff • 4d I don't care what they say about you, you're ok Reply 16 ...
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  • 13
    White - bigaus25 • 4d Calling someone 'bud' Reply ... 23
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  • 14
    Text - Starrydecises • 4d Bless your heart. or, "imma pray for you" Dependent on the severity necessary. Reply 44 ...
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  • 15
    Text - KiloRomeo0588 • 4d "Yeah, that's an idea" if I can't genuinely say it's a good idea. Reply 17 ...
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  • 16
    White - CobiWann • 4d "You fill me with inertia." Reply 16 ...
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  • 17
    Text - Rufus_Everard • 4d Who ties your shoelaces for you? What colour is the sky in your world? Do you have someone who looks after you? Reply ...
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  • 18
    Text - glatzo • 4d Wow, I have the same dress! It's great that it is also available in your size. Reply 52
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  • 19
    Text - noguarde • 4d 1 Award Somewhere on this planet, there is a tree that has spent it's entire life creating the amount of oxygen for you to breathe. You need to find that tree and apologize. * Reply 216 ...
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  • 20
    Text - 03throwaway03 •4d You sweet summer child. And yes I have used this in real life. Reply 38 ...
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  • 21
    Text - 2020memes31254 • 4d You uneducated potato Reply ...
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