The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

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Oct 23, 2020 3:38 PM EDT

These freshly plucked tweets will have you occupied and distracted from any and all of life's problems! But if you are still in need of more distractions (totally understandable), then these shower thoughts will keep you busy for hours.

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  • 01
    Text - Jessie Hewitt @jessie_hewitt A student realized my husband and I were a couple after recognizing the same cats zoom bomb both our classes. I find this simultaneously adorable and a bit dystopian.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them 1:32 PM · 10/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - I'm single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don't hate who also hates people but doesn't hate me.
    via Reddit
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    Text - Ben Rosen @ben_rosen 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars! scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round*
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  • 05
    Text - Topshelf Tyson @topshelftyson Surely a year of hyper condensed traumatic events won't have permanent lasting effects on all of us, right
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    Text - T. @galahadlake Going with a female friend to get her car MOT'd. I love this. We do it every year. They ignore her entirely and talk to me, since l'm A Man. I know nothing about cars. She, however, was for many years the Chief Mechanic of a Formula One racing team. She will pick her moment.
    via Reddit
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    Text - Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue in 2007 if you wore a long sleeve t- shirt under a regular t-shirt it meant that you liked music
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    Text - Paul May 2 @realPaulMay In D.C. a friend of mine was reading the "The Exorcist “. He felt it was the most evil book he'd ever read. So evil he couldn't finish it. One weekend he threw the book into Chesapeake Bay. I went 2 a bookstore. Bought another copy. Ran it under water. Put it in his desk draw. 10:40 AM · 14 Oct 20 · Twitter for iPad
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    Text - Tomb Scream(hollow)man @TNeenan ARTICLE: How, at the age of just 22 did this man... ME: Is it rich parents? ARTICLE: .. Yeah. 9:31 AM 10/6/20 Twitter Web App 10.4K Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 72.5K Likes
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    Text - sara tardiff @saratardiff I went on a first date at a bookstore and he paid for all my books.. 12:23 PM · 12 Oct 20 · Twitter for iPhone 23.9K Retweets and comments 200K Likes sara tardiff @saratardiff 8h I would never hype up a man but they were HARDCOVERS 224 27 1,676 O 38.2K
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