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Tumblr Thread: Dwarves Beards Are Too Smart

This is why we cherish Tumblr. The denizens of Tumblr will take what is essentially a total non-issue, break it down into its constituent parts, break it down further, pull it inside out, and put it back together like your estranged cousin with his favorite VCR. We have phenomenal human beings that take things to the furthest extent: like why dwarves have the most, undeniable, impressive beards that any world has ever seen. It's a beautiful thing, the theories that a rapidly spinning mind will come up with.

Should we be spending this much time thinking about the specifics of dwarf beards? Probably not. But nothing is stopping us, so we're going to anyway. Do we have better things to do, like take our kids to soccer practice? Wait what time is it? Uh Oh.

Do we have better things to do, like pick up our kids from yesterday's soccer practice? Absolutely. But here we sit, resolutely, learning about some stranger's hottest of hot takes on dwarven micro-barbules. If you enjoyed this Tumblr thread check out another one about how humans are especially weird when it comes to animation. 

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