The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

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shevyrolet
Nov 2, 2020 7:38 AM EST

It's time to flex that privilege folks White Twitter is back and better than ever. We have all your favorite Twitter memes to keep to yourself or share the laughs around the water cooler. Whatever you choose, each person can relate to these Twitter memes in their own way. If you missed last week's collection, make sure you catch up!


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    Text - Axe Murder O @rmccarthyjames all of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life 1:35 PM · 10/21/20 · Twitter Web App 879 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 3,796 Likes
    via Reddit
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    Text - I EffYeahSteph - @eff_yeah_steph Me: *getting off the couch* 'll be right back. Dog: I would really feel more comfortable if we went together.
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    People - Anna Kendrick GAnnakendrick47 Follow I've always heard that Tom Cruise is tirelessly positive and upbeat and l'd love to work with him one day. I think I could break him.
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    Text - Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed
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    Text - liz w(erewolf) @reservoird0gs ppl protesting for disneyland to open so they can walk around in the blazing sun for 7 hours to go on 3 rides then have the worst family fight in years and silently drive home
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    Text - Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself."
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    Text - Julz& © offee @lovejulieacafe With a straight face, my neighbor asked me not to do yardwork when her boyfriend is outside. So yes, I think they're in a healthy relationship. 10:31 AM · 10/21/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Rachel @femaleredhead i'm not a fan of country but i do love how male country singers are like "i love fishing and my truck" and female country singers are like "i'm going to kill my husband"
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    Text - Mon @monschleichs Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35 l always purposely slow down because it's like I gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing
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    Text - Fin @gofinurself My mom is a prosecutor and every year she brings up the fact that Mother's Day is the day with the lowest crime. I think that says a lot about how many moms commit crimes throughout the year, but can't today because they're too busy being celebrated.
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