Some people are just plain rude. Especially the plethora of assholes on the dating apps these days! We teamed up with The Single Society to share the fabulously bad stories of online dating disasters and the crazy things people ACTUALLY have the balls to say and do. It's not pretty, but it's pretty fucking hilarious.
Went on a first date with a guy I met online. I showed up to the date and he made me wait 45 minutes for him to drive around and find a free parking spot because he didn't want to pay $5.00 for the adjacent lot.
I went to a football game with a guy for our first date. He would not stop talking about how sexy the cheerleaders were and salivating over their every move.
This a**hole I went on a date with was annoyed that I didn't invite him home after a date so he decided he was entitled to reach down my shirt and grab my boob. Then he insisted I reimburse him for paying for my drinks.
I met a guy on Bumble at a bar for drinks/appetizers. In the middle of the date, he told me he had to step out for a conference call he had scheduled. I waited for 35 minutes while he took his call.
I was having dinner with a guy on a first date and I told him he had something in his teeth (I'd want to know!). He pulled a tiny floss dispenser out of his pocket and began flossing his teeth at the table.
My date went told me he went out with another woman several nights prior and went down on her. He then went into details about how her vagina smelled.
He said, "If you don't mind me asking, what is your cup size?"
I was waiting at the bar to meet a guy for the first time. He texted me to say that he would have to push things back an hour. No problem, I bring a book everywhere I go. An hour later and 15 minutes after our SECOND meeting time I texted him to gauge his ETA. He told me he hadn't even left the f*cking office yet.
A guy I was on a date with kept texting and looking at his phone. Finally, I asked him what was going on. Turns out he was arguing with his ex about taking me to a place they used to go.
Got back from using the bathroom and he was Tindering. Didn't even try to hide it.
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