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Programming Memes For Tired Devs Who Could Use A Break

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    Cartoon - 9 TO 5 TASKS MEETINGS 8 HOUR WORKDAY 8 HOUR WORKDAY BUGS. DEADLINE 8 HOUR WORKDAY MONKEYUSER.COM
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    Text - A wasp rolled over by a train. TheDankestJ 6h Mf got squashed so hard he got integrated into the tracks Reply 1 1.3k sushibgd · 2h 5 Awards It was a bug and now it's a feature.
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    Child - Matlabassignmenthelp Computer Science Students Year 1 printf("Hello World") Year 2 Data structures, DBMS , Operating System Year 3 I wanna go home www.matlabassignmenthelp.com
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    Tennis - It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years Al camera mistakes referee's bald head for ball, follows it through the match. Machine Learning made with mematic
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    Cartoon - I'm a genius I suck Programmers
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    Facial expression - How IT people see each other PROJECT DEVELOPERS DESIGNERS MANAGERS QA SYSADMINS SEEN BY DEVELOPERS SEEN BY DESIGNERS SEEN BY PROJECT MANAGERS SEEN BY QA SEEN BY SYSADMINS
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    Text - L(MS @SeanTAllen · 12h If you clone a person, are they the same person? 000 Yes No 84 votes · 11 hours left 4 27 1 Liam Hammett @LiamHammett - 11h 000 Depends if you clone by reference or by value 27 1 14
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    Text - Me: *sits down to code* All the cool program ideas in my mind: Adiós
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    Stairs - Beginner Programmers* Deep Learning Scikit, Pandas, Scipy, Numpy, Matplotlib, etc. Machine Learning Algorithms probability, Calcu as, Linear Algebra
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    Text - Nicholas C. Zakas @slicknet "Don't be too clever," is one of my mantras. "Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian Kernighan 4:48 AM - Mar 24, 2016 912 905 people are Tweeting about this
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    Cartoon - 0oo! AN ARTIST! WOW I WONDER WHAT HE'S DRAWING Coe iS HE DRAWING ME?? Staert
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    Text - r/C_Programming Posted by u So c doesn't have min()? Question 1 Vote 10 Share Award BEST COMMENTS 3d C is for real men and real men don't use pre-made functions. :)
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    Text - What debugging regex feels like
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    Text - FREEZE CS 4620 Intelligent Systems Changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice." But if you do it fast enough it is "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
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    Text - Bad X = 10; Better x = 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1; for (int i=0;i>-11;i--) x=-i; } Good do { X = new Random().nextInt(); } while (x!=10); Pro
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    Hair - C# C++ I needed a class, so I just simply added it to create header files! Added a class? I need Assembly A class? I need functions! You guys are getting functions?
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    Chess - PEOPLE WHO WRITE SOLUTIONS ONI STACKOVERFLOW ANALYZING THE PROBLEM. PEOPLE WHO POST COMPLEX PROBLEMS IN FORUMS AND WAITING FOR SOLUTIONS TO COPY PASTE.
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    Text - grey jena @tweets_by_weber Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - *nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer That's an entire IT department
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    Text - -Don't mess with me. My BF is a Programmer, he'll hack your world into oblivion -BF : www.google.com/search?ei%-D02F5X4VA Google how to declare variable in HTML ALL VIDEOS IMAGES NEWS MAPS
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    Photo caption - If FULL STACK was a person
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    Text - How YouTube does recommendations User gets rickrolled on social media Recommend 80s pop for the next 2 weeks by @ailon blog.ailon.org
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    Hair - Relatives asking Me with Computer Science degree me to fix their printer
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    Movie - Decimal Binary 1+1=2 1+1=10 Logic gate 1+1=1
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    Asphalt - MY CODE CODE I STOLE FROM GOOGLE MORE OF MY CODE
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    Cartoon - IT WILL BE RELEASED AS PLANNED. NOW COME ON, WE CAN'T KEEP DELAYING... WHEN ARE WE SHIPPING THAT NEW FEATURE? PM WAIT... WHAT? THAT'S THE PROJECT IS SWEETEST THING ON TRACK. ANYONE HAS SAID TO ME IN A LONG TIME. NO DELAY? NO DELAY. I ship a new comic every week. Follow me on social media. workchronicles.com search for "work chronicles" on Insta, FB, Twitter or Linkedin.
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    Bird - I Program Wait I Prd dO YoU KnOw HoW tO HACK? PLEASE bRo TeAcH mE how to hAcK!
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    Sky - FizzBuzz.cpp x FizzBuzz Microsoft Visual Studio 1 #include <stdio.h> 2 Bint main() Unable to start program { printf("Hello World"); return 0; 3 X 'C:\Users\Yuki\source\repos\FizzBuzz\Debug\FizzBuzz.exe'. 4 Operation did not complete successfully because the file contains a virus or potentially unwanted software. 7 OK HACKERMAN
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    Text - I generally put something like this in settings.py : 21 import socket try: HOSTNAME = socket.gethostname ( ) except: HOSTNAME = 'localhost' share edit flag answered Nov 5 '10 at 4:15 FAQ Craig Trader FRDQUDTLY 11.5k •4 •22 • 49 quTIONS Your solution does not work, if you use Docker. It will show the container ID instead of the URL. – Özer S. Nov 18 '16 at 9:57 2 My solution was written before Docker existed. Sorry. - Craig Trader Nov 22 '16 at 8:03
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    Human - when you spend two hours debugging code just to realize that j in your for loop be looking an awful lot like an i
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    Text - CSS IS AWESOME
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    Hair - test students test students 38 on on their ability to develop software their ability to develop software test students on their ability to develop software reverse a linked list
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    Text - Ben Awad @benawad · 9h ok vscode stories is back up and includes a nsfw filter now Q 12 274 305 Vlad Pasca @VladPasca5 Replying to @benawad good..now I can add a photo of my php code there
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    Cartoon - YES I AM. ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP? NOW SHUT UP HOW DOES GIT KEEP TRACK OF ITS VERSIONS? imgfilp.com
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    Dog - Junior Developer in average small company made with mematic
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    Text - O grey_zoned_life · 1h • You have A problem. Regex is the solution. • Now you have 2 problems Reply 20 someguynotnamedsmith · 51m There was this saying: "the plural of regex is regrets" Vote
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    Text - How others debug segmentation fault: (dbx) debug -c core MyApp.exe How I debug segmentation fault: print("Reached here") print("Reached here too, Yay!")
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    Text - Nobody: Using JavaScript after Java: 4 const System = { %3D out: { println: (content) => { console. log(content); 7 8 } 10 } 11 12 System.out.println('Hello World'); made with mematic
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    Text - Info Yeti • prije 1 sat Where did the hacker go? I dont know, he RANSOMWARE 33 目7 ...
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    Text - Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane 195 3 Share Award BEST COMMENTS That's what Javascript is like Reply + 1
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    Cartoon - 1 Hobbit 1 Hobbyte comie.browserling.com
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    Hair - My boss watching me add another random breakpoint Me debugging
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    Cartoon - I'M A PROGRAMMER WHILE WORKING WHILE TRYING TO SLEEP

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