Totally Legal Things to Do That Are Oddly Suspicious

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Eric Lund
Nov 6, 2020 2:00 PM EST

In most places it's not illegal to be weird. Sure, you might ruin some relationships or totally alienate yourself from your wider community, but they can't put you in jail. But at least some of these have some creativity and thought. Here are some of the most mindless things people have witnessed.

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    Text - DriveGenie 40.6k points · 4 days ago 3 2 33 & 5 More Digging at night.
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    Text - sjc98 30.5k points · 4 days ago e2 3 3 Not swinging your arms when you walk
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    Text - No-Soup-Man 28.7k points · 4 days ago O 3 2 2 2 & 10 More When entering an elevator, don't turn back around to face the exit
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    Text - EcnardSieg 27.3k points · 4 days ago 3 S 2 Talking alone/to yourself. I do it sometimes when alone but it makes you look like a crazy person if you do it in public
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    Text - Advanced_Hat_3548 22.9k points · 4 days ago Lockpicking the door to your own house because you've lost your key.
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    Text - Dairy05 21.3k points · 4 days ago 9 Staring at somebody with direct eye contact and not saying anything
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    Text - CasperDeKoe 152 points · 4 days ago Taking somebodys groceries at the checkout. They haven't paid for it yet, so it isn't theirs
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    Text - Yumetorou 21.0k points · 4 days ago 2 Asking a person for directions like "which way is the forest?" and then going the completely opposite direction
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    Text - anoxiousweed 15.3k points · 4 days ago 2 34 Ironing in the front yard in your bathrobe.
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    Text - houndstooth_macaron 7.2k points · 4 days ago My mom legit started vacuuming the lawn one day when I was in high school.
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    Text - TransFattyAcid 13.4k points · 4 days ago S Walk into any store and just lay down. If anyone asks if you need help, tell them you're fine. Then, after a minute or so, stand up and go about your business.
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    Text - Duki- 12.2k points · 4 days ago 3 2 8 walking around drinking a glass of water from home
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    Text - Dracula192 12.0k points · 4 days ago Taking your belt off, putting it in your pocket/bag and continuing
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    Text - GiveMeTheYums 10.9k points · 4 days ago S Stop mid walk and turn around. For some reason it doesn't feel right when I'm doing it
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    Text - Paddingtonbear39 10.7k points - 4 days ago Brushing your teeth. Just straight up brushing your teeth in the street.
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    Text - Funktron_ 10.4k points · 4 days ago Empty a chocolate sauce bottle and use it as a water bottle in the gym.
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    Text - lolguy_242 9.8k points · 4 days ago edited 4 days ago S Sitting on the steps of an escalator..
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    Text - edamamebuns 8.4k points · 4 days ago 2 2 It's fine to carry around human bones (*ahem* I mean legal specimens) in creepy looking boxes. Everyone in my anatomy class was given a box and we took public transit with it while smelling like death. You could literally see creepy people on the bus move slowly away from us.
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    Text - o0starFall0o 7.6k points · 4 days ago There's a guy in my town that has a portable karaoke and casually walks around singing to himself and dancing, he's not a busker or entertainer just in another world.
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    Text - YouLeftTheStoveOn 5.3k points · 4 days ago Jogging in place. Anything short of waiting for a light to change and it's just odd. In line at the DMV? Jog in place. Waiting to use the bathroom at Starbucks? Jog in place. Standing awkwardly in the middle of a full park when you don't have kids? Jog in place. Visiting the Holocaust Museum? Jog in place. Waiting for the hot dog vendor to add relish? Job in place. Waiting for the waitress to come back with the check? Jog in place. Standing in an
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    Text - Danmarinja 3.0k points · 4 days ago · edited 4 days ago Ooh story time. My old landlord's husband was clearing out a bunch of stuff recently after an operation, and the dude collected medieval weapons that he had to get rid of. Asked me if I wanted one, I said sure it would be pretty sick. So walking back to the car at 10:30 at night, in pitch black, lit only by streetlights, I discovered there is no way to hold a two- handed axe without looking like a crazy person.
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    Text - TupperwareNinja 732 points · 4 days ago · edited 3 days ago Eating a burger upside down. People look at me like I'm crazy but it's the best way to get the flavor
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    Text - Hotarg 394 points · 4 days ago As someone who works overnight, gardening at 2am.
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