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Resident lends neighbor their car for a week, only to immediately take it back when the entitled neighbor refuses to cover the gas costs: 'So you can't just help out a neighbor'

Resident lends neighbor their car for a week, only to immediately take it back when the entitled neighbor refuses to cover the gas costs: 'So you can't just help out a neighbor'

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Homeowner gets back at inconsiderate neighbors who keep throwing trash over the fence by planting impossible-to-remove bamboo all over their yard: 'You reap what you sow'

Homeowner gets back at inconsiderate neighbors who keep throwing trash over the fence by planting impossible-to-remove bamboo all over their yard: 'You reap what you sow'

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Mother-in-law calls 31-year-old daughter-in-law childish for not forcing her 9-year-old stepdaughter to call her mom, DIL doubles down on upholding stepdaughter’s boundaries

Mother-in-law calls 31-year-old daughter-in-law childish for not forcing her 9-year-old stepdaughter to call her mom, DIL doubles down on upholding stepdaughter’s boundaries

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Candidate gets berated for not showing up to "their" new job, even though they never even accepted or received a formal offer for that job: 'We still hadn't discussed my salary'

Candidate gets berated for not showing up to "their" new job, even though they never even accepted or received a formal offer for that job: 'We still hadn't discussed my salary'

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Restaurant manager tells 16-year-old employee to leave after blaming her for something she didn’t do, then tries to fire her for actually leaving not realizing it was all on camera: 'That sounded like approval, didn't it?'

Restaurant manager tells 16-year-old employee to leave after blaming her for something she didn’t do, then tries to fire her for actually leaving not realizing it was all on camera: 'That sounded like approval, didn't it?'

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'Good luck selling air': Retail workers instructed not to stock storefront shelves, they comply despite knowing it will affect sales, resulting in a dispute with management

'Good luck selling air': Retail workers instructed not to stock storefront shelves, they comply despite knowing it will affect sales, resulting in a dispute with management

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