Written In The Stars: Your Weekly Horoscope (November 9 - 15)

• Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

  

  With Jupiter and Pluto hugging it out in your sign, you'll be inspired to let loose a little. Your rules and beliefs are what keep you grounded, but this week, you might just open your heart a little, just enough to let that special someone in - that person that knows exactly how to make you lose control in a good way.

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• Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

  

  That new moon in Scorpio has your generous hippie aura coming out to play. You're gonna start this week feeling super lucky. Because you feel like the universe is giving to you, you're gonna give right back. Give your time and friendship to others, but keep your money safe and sound. You're saving up for something special. Don't lose sight of it - the lucky energy you're feeling is about to pull through.

  
  

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• Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

  

  The sun's enjoying a DMC with Neptune this week; likewise, you're gonna be connecting to the universe itself, as well as your spirituality. Go for a nature walk, listen to a tragic Lana del Rey soundtrack, smoke a blunt, and contemplate the meaning of life. If you find it, please let the rest of us know. We're desperate.

  
  

  
  

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• Aries (March 21 - April 19)

  

  Mars is hitting up Aries this week, so prep for a shining glow-up in your career. Unleash your high energy in full force, and keep your eye on the prize at the end of the tunnel. Never forget that you're quite literally the GOAT - goat and ram are essentially synonymous, right? Don't take anyone's shit - instead, take initiative and get what's yours.

  
  

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• Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

  

  Venus has some unresolved beef with Mars; in turn, your usual sense of stability is a tad destabilized. Indulge in some pick-me-ups: light some candles, listen to your favorite jams, and enjoy a guilty pleasure rom-com. Because that rom-com just might inspire you to find your very own Corona cutie. With the new moon in Scorpio, romance is on the horizon - this calls for a Zoom Date & Chill kinda night (emphasis on the Chill).

  
  

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• Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

  

  Jupiter & Pluto are coming together and pulling through for ya this week. As a result, expect that cash to be flowing right in your direction. Spice up your usual work week routine and blow your newly-found riches on a night out with the homies. After all, you like to keep it versatile, and nothing screams adventure like a night out on the town with seemingly endless financial resources.

  
  

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• Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

  

  The new moon in Scorpio is going to bring out the best in you by pushing you out of your comfort zone. Instead of retreating into your crab shell, it's time to network the f*ck out of people who aren't necessarily in your inner circle. After all, you never know who can help you attain what you want. Follow your super intuitive nature, and take a chance on risky opportunities that come your way.

  
  

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• Leo (July 23 - August 22)

  

  The sun will be blocked by Neptune in Pisces, so prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions. To prevent a complete meltdown, cut down on the crap in your life. Eliminate toxic frenemies, remove unnecessary fluff in your workflow, and start from fresh. Self-expression is your specialty, so utilize it in relationships you care about.  Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.

  
  

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• Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

  

  This week's Jupiter and Pluto combo calls for an in-depth evaluation of your goals. Instead of wasting time obsessing over past mistakes, think about what you can be doing to move forward to fabulous fruition. Go for a run (or several) to clear your head. By the end of the week, the cloudy thoughts just might clear and your future should be looking a little brighter.

  
  

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• Libra (September 23 - October 22)

  

  With Venus balancing the energy of Mars in Aries, it's time to whip out your kickass negotiation skills to lock down a deal you've had your eyes on for quite some time. If you play your cards right, you won't just be coming out on top - you'll be planting the seeds for some promising ideas and adventures to blossom in the future.

  
  

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• Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

  

  Go (Scorpio) shorty - it's your birthday month! This means the sun is illuminating Neptune, and magic should be heading your way this week. Even though it's your special time of the year,  you may also encounter assholes who are trying to mess with your birthday vibes. If their shitty attitudes persist, stay true, and swiftly tell them to shut the f*ck up. Forget the haters. Instead, throw your passionate spirit into a birthday passion project.

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• Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

  

  The sun is sparkling with Neptune. Naturally, you'll be sparkling too. Wake up slow, carve out special time with your boyf (or fuckboy of the week), host a girl's night at your place, and let the good vibes of this week wash over you. Remember not to rush through the week - it's about the journey, not the destination.

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