Tumblr Thread About How All Cats Talk Like Disparaged Victorian Children

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    Text - froody Follow Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.* My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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    Text - cryoverkiltmilk Follow The spiritual successor to Miette Patricia Lockwood Follow @Tricialockwood me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!! 8:24 PM - 19 Mar 2019 1,889 Retweets 8,847 Likes
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    Text - dimir3331 Follow -From experience- My Cat, 1AM: Father has abandoned me. It has been weeks and weeks since his snoring began in the room I cannot enter. Clearly I shall perish, but first I shall scream at him from the door, hoping he awakes; perhaps if I thrust myself bodily upon the door- Me, startling awake to the door being banged by a screaming cat: Go play with something else kitten! Cat: shame on you. Shame on your house. Thou hast thrust me into a barren waste. I simply wish to cur

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