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Programming Memes To Giggle At While You're Waiting For Your Code To Compile

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    Text - Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks 9am 9:45 – 10:30 10am Don't want to get into anything because meeting is coming 10:30 - "Super Quick" Meeting 11am 11 - 11:45 Ramping back up after being distracted by meeting 12pm
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    Text - After completing an Udemy course.. fb.me/yuva.krishna.memes WHEN DID YOU BECOME FULL STACK? LAST NIGHT
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    Text - James Tucker & @tucker_dev why aren't my css changes showing up? *keeps slamming ctrl-s and ctrl-r *20 minutes later oh, I'm on the production site. 7:22 AM - Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1 Quote Tweet 68 Likes 12 27 1 68
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    Cartoon - Shampoo! Rinse! || Apply Conditioner! 3 Rinse! THINK ABOUT THAT UNSOLVED BUG uCaterpil20
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    Cake - Front end design expectations.. Information passed from Backend.. hbd.
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    Arm - bunching together words to form a long one website and variable names Germans
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    Text - nd al Secret_coder @5legit6quit I want to start an onlyfans except instead of porn post videos of code compiling correctly on the first try. 12:00 PM · Jun 1, 2020 > <]
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    Text - The tester who keeps raising bugs in my code. Me : Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump STOP THE COUNT! 7:12 AM 11/5/20 Twitter for iPhone 25.2K Retweets 47.2K Quote Tweets 110K Likes .1.
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    Alcohol - My parents : you won't get a job by staying infront of your laptop all day. *Me who studies computer science* の
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    Vertebrate - Boss is on the phone talking to client and keeps saying: "yeah, we can do that!", "sure, we can add that too", "I guess we can make it happen before friday" Devs hearing the conversation:
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    Text - WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Knowing how to do regex without looking it up on Google
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    Comics - HOW MUCH LONGER WILL THE COMPILING CODE TAKE ? ODON'T KNOW 3 OR 4 3 OR 4 WHAT ? SECONDS. MINUTES, HOUR'S? MAYBE 5 5 WHAT ?
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    Text - r/LifeProTips Posted by u/neocamel · 16h + Join 15 3 S 1 3 1 1 A 2 LPT - If learning a new language, try watching children's cartoons in that language. They speak slower, more clearly, and use simpler language than adult programming. Arts & Culture 36.0k 854 Share super-mar1003 • 14h S 5 Awards Any suggestions for learning C++? Reply 个3.7k ↓
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    Text - I wish my life was a #github #repository where I could just roll back to my last stable version. 21:21 · 05 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App ili View Tweet activity 6 Likes 27
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    Text - @tenderlove · Apr 20, 2016 I like to add O and â€T any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug Aaron Patterson 128 t2 3.8K 5.4K assertchris @assertchris Replying to @tenderlove @tenderlove @shochdoerfer I like to add [object Object].. 7:44 AM - Apr 20, 2016 · Twitter Web Client 10 Retweets 86 Likes 27
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    White-collar worker - Programmers X=x+1 Mathematicians
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    Transport - Legacy software your client insisted on using the only file format it supports Massive converter sucking up 80% of project resources PREESE CER
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    Text - 4 hr. ago Anonymous 49787386 About to start yoga today. Give me some pointers, /fit/ 115.1 kB JPG REPLY 7 REPLIES 4 IMAGES 4 hr. ago Anonymous | 49787423 >>49787386 (OP) Here you go: int* x; int* y; 3 REPLIES
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    Text - Your Score 85% You FAILEDPASSED the Exam Required Score 85%
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    Text - Forgot Password? Type your email below and we'll tell you your password. Submit That email exists. The password for it is amB@8GGWOd5e&DYj!WA1I
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    Organism - Hash password with salt and store it in database Hash password once and store it in database Store password in plain text in database Hardcode everyone's password in plain text in webpage imgflip.com
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    Bicycle - Username : admin Password : admin
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    Vehicle - When part of your code is not working so you replace it with something from the internet
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    Text - 23 July, 3:38 pm I need u to build an app like youtube 24 July, 8:30 am I need u to build an app like youtube What do you want to achieve with the app? To give youtube competition What's your budget? 30k
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    Bird - Integer division and WHAT? they yield different Wasn't this leaf green before? modulus are different in C and Python results for negative operands WHAT? FALSEKNEES COMMO2017
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    Motor vehicle - Python ESCAPE. EROM LA TSCAPE IRON LA C 850
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    Fictional character - Coding alone Coding in an interview
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    Cartoon - Who are we? Clients! What do we We don't know! want? When do we want NOW! it?
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    Facial expression - Errors 404 and 403 went voting. 404 voted for Donald Trump. And 403? 403 for-bidden
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    Motor vehicle - Me: *clicks "compile"* My $2000 laptop:
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    Text - JavaScript 65% PHP 60% Try it Yourself » How To Create a Skill Bar Step 1) Stop immediately. Abandon any desire to create a skill bar. What the fi is 90% PHP anyway?
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    Cartoon - l'll cd into your - and rm -rf your-mom Ben forgets that he isn't on the internet 10 10 10 10
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    Cartoon - Integer variable. Function String
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    Face - Web developers Javascript is the best for web dev Nooo python is the best ML Devs Fmatlab Imatlab
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    Cartoon - JAVASCRIPT 1s COUNTER-STRIKE C++ IS DARK SOULS COOL BUT GETS WORSE THE MORE YOU UNDERSTAND You'RE KILLED BY THE TUTORIAL IF PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES CYKA БЛЯТ BOINK WERE GAMES O toggl HASKELL IS DUNGEONS & DRAGONS KOTLIN IS TETRIS C IS TIC-TAC-TOE BUILT BY COMMUNISM, RUNS ON CAPITALISM IT WOULD BE COOL IF You ACTUALLY STARTED PLAYING EASY, UNLESS YoU'RE PLAYING AGAINST THE MACHINE JAVA IS DOOM PERL IS HIDE-AND-SEEK SWIFT IS MONOPOLY RUNS ON 3 BILLION DEVICES DOESN 'T MATTER IF YOU'RE HIDI
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    Text - Shubh Agrawal @theshubhagrwl We will have flying cars in 2020 2020: Introducing linkedin stories Introducing vs code stories Introducing github stories
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    Text - Developer Developer @real lybadder @reallybaddev They are finding defects all over the place – in. frontend, STOP THE TESTING! backend, and UI So bad for 6:12 AM 2020-11-05 Twitter for iPhone our release ! Quality Assurance @reall anneyingaA Developer @reallyboddev Some or all of the content shared in this Tweet is disputed and might be misleading about ar reie ase or other QA process. Learn more How come every time they +est our new features they are so ANY CODE THAT CAME IN AFTER devast
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    Cartoon - CODING PLAYING GAMES Man what an easy choice CODING PLAYING GAMES YOUTUBE
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    Purple - I'm working on a ML model which will flag inappropriate pictures on the internet as 'NSFW', so I'm training it using inappropriate pictures. So if you can provide some nudes, you'll help make the internet a safer place since it's for a good cause why not Cha Cha Real Smooth
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    Cartoon - namespace - std; using - int; using - void: Ausing 0 - time_t; * using d = bool; 10 define auto 11 adefine enum 12 edefine false 13 adefine true 14 adefine . "evil" 16 edefine LOmake_shared 16 adefine virtual 17 adefine O:: cout 18 adefine ::endl 19 templatecclass > 20 using 3 = 0::vector< >; 21 templatecclass> using - 0::sharedptr< >; 26 (,意,刚,需}; 25 S) { return ::rand (); } 24 a G) { return T: } 21 struct 11 (Y 9() = 0; }; 29 struct : 11 {I 33() { 30 struct : 11 (I 3() { 1 struct : 1
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    Electronics - 47 GİB 37 GİB 28 GİB 8 19 GİB 9 GİB OB 00:00 08:00 16:00 Apps Buffers Cached Free - - - - Slab SwapCached PageTables - - VmallocUsed Swap Committed - - -
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    Text - i fucking hate sql sorry, i meant I FU G HATE SQL 1
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    Cartoon - writing the code documenting the code
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    Text - Elon Musk @elonmusk Hashtags are an abomination Tweet übersetzen 9:45 vorm. 17. Aug. 2019 - Twitter for iPhone Antwort an @elonmusk In python hashtags are used to tell the computer that a line is not worth reading, much like in social media O 32 t7 164 1,9 Tsd. 1 weitere Antwort
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    Comics - Hey what's this code? PythonScript? Yeah It's PythonScript, a new programming language I've created So it must be based on Python? OK, so it's a totally different language which has nothing to do with Python but you named it PythonScript to add to general levels confusion in the web community? Yeah! Well, not really. Exactly PythonScript is like Python in the same way that JavaScript is like Java! CommitStrip.com
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    Plush - Me A simple solution using syntax and functions I haven't learned yet A complicated solution using stuff I already know
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    Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/Balls_On_A_Grinder • 5h What million-to-one odds have you witnessed? Discussion 4 680 834 Share Award BEST COMMENTS Usidore_ • 3h • I have dwarfism, and a third nipple. I like to think I'. GreatNorthWeb • 3h • ME! Falling nearly 70 feet out of a tree to lan.. chel8 • 3h • I was in downtown San Francisco once when I saw a g... scythentic O. 5h I once wrote a program that contained 300+ lines in 1 go, it compiled and ran successfully without a single error Reply 1 1.
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    Face - CNELLMAAMH CA TAMLSB WHEN YOU WRITE 5EM INSTEAD OF 5PX
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    Text - okay I just need info from collision O Unity-Nachricht | O Verweise private void OnCollisionEnter(Collision collision) { ShowHit(coll); } [9 collision * CollectimportedDependenciesAttribute 1-Verweis public void g CollectionBase { Sourcewe Collider2D * Collider transfor transfor ColliderDistance2D *presses enter* O Unity-Nachricht |0 Verweise private void OnCollisionEnter(Collision collision) { ShowHit(CollectImportedDependenciesAttribute); } 1-Verweis no
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    Text - When I forget the increment/decrement statement again and end up with an infinite loop L7 Donald J. Trump Retweeted Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 3h STOP THE COUNT! 245.2K 27 313.2K 472.6K
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    Fictional character - my folder : Downloads me : cd downloads Linux : I've never met this man in my life.
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    Facial expression - Why do frontend developers eat lunch alone? I don't know, why? They don't know how to join tables
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    Cartoon - Me when I get a new project idea: Me 5 minutes into coding it:
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    Text - CodeTinkerer · 13h What does your program do? Reply 1 49 callimx · 13h System.out.println("Hello, world!") e + 217 BreadlsNeverFreeBoy · 13h Where is semicolon 个111 ↓ semicolon_at_work · 13h 2 2 Awards mind your own f. business 會 374 ↓

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