Tumblr Thread: Unifying Cube Theory Settles Hot Dog Debate, Starts Others

This silly Tumblr thread aims to settle the ongoing "is a hot dog a sandwich?" debate by bringing the unifying cube theory into play. The thing about that whole cube theory though is that it only ends up leaving behind a whole lot more confusion than was already there in the first place. With that being said, I'm totally on board with calling those little smokies/mini hot dogs in the puff pastry, sushi. 

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