Happy Caturday! You've been cordially invited for quite the Caturday! Beginning with a mega feast. We've put out all your favorite meals, decorated the table, and even put out the fancy plates and silverware! You aren't required to attend in black tie attire but it is a respectable event with a lot of fancy folks. Think Met Gala but with cats instead of literally everything. That would be a good guideline for how to act and dress at this event.
It is also mandatory that after indulging in this festive feast of cat memes, to partake in more cat memes for dessert. Afterward, you will be lead to a nap room where you can nap for up to 23 hours. It's a very organized and generous event and we're thrilled you're here to join us for it.