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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
With the sun going into the sign of Sagittarius, it's a lovely week to WFH! You're always working your ass off, but the Corona age has messed with your generally meticulous schedule. Loosen up a bit just in time for Thanksgiving. The upcoming nights are all about getting into your coziest sweatpants, a warm cup of hot cocoa and marshmallows, and a good read. There's no better time in the year to thank yourself for all your hard work.
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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Mercury is courting Neptune, which means that it's a wonderful time to court your co-workers or fellow college students. You want to make sure you have the right allies on your side if shit ever hits the fan. People are already in good spirits as the long weekend approaches, so now is the best time to bank on that. Plant the seeds now, and bring everyone together for a cause you care about.
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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
With Mercury dancing over Mars, don't be surprised if you're thrown into the spotlight at your Thanksgiving festivities. We get it - you love your alone time, but a girl gifted with so many creative talents should be legally obligated to share them. Wow them with your guitar, read them your poetry, fold elaborate origami - anything goes when you glow.
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
With Mercury in Scorpio making an alliance with Mars in your own sign, you're gonna have a whole lotta work to get done at the office or at college right before the long weekend. Your fiery nature will be inclined to lash out at people that get in your way of getting shit done. Whoa there, girl, rein it in! A mouthwatering Thanksgiving feast is right around the corner.
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
With the sun entering Sagittarius and Mercury, dollar signs are on the horizon this week - but only if you're not shy about it. Whether that means asking for a promotion at work, asking your parents to cover your rent this month, or asking your sugar daddy to increase your weekly allowance, you gotta put yourself out there to receive. Because of Thanksgiving weekend, people are feeling more giving this week, so now is your best shot to get what you want.
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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
The sun in Mercury is connecting to Mars; naturally, it's a week full of building and reviving connections. Reach out to new people at work and to other participants in your Pilates class, and call up old homies that you haven't heard from in a while (or old flames if you're feeling frisky). Thanksgiving makes you remember the good times you've had with buddies from your past, and the people that made you the bad bish you are today.
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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
With Mercury in Scorpio circling Neptune, you're all about health this week - physical, mental, and spiritual. You're ready to take on new workout challenges, new skill-sets, meditation practices, clean eating schedules, going to sleep early - whatever it takes to feel whole and renewed. FYI, Thanksgiving is a cheat day - or even a cheat weekend if that's what your body's telling you. You'll get back on track immediately and work towards your best self.
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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
With the sun moving into Sagittarius, your heart will be super open just in time for the Thanksgiving season. If you're hosting a friendsgiving, consider inviting the new girl at work or the cute barista who can't make it home for the holiday. If you're at a family meal, ask people about their lives and recent accomplishments. You'll get all the feels as you see them light up. Remember, not everything's always about you, ya gorgeous narcissist.
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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
The sun is crossing into Sagittarius the same time that you'll be heading back home for Thanksgiving. You've been so out and about lately, meeting new people, growing in your career, and seeing new places. It's been totally hectic and awesome at the same time. This week, you'll remember that home is where the heart is. Hold the fam jam close, and appreciate your roots.
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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Mercury's hitting up Mars; likewise, you'll be hitting up a new destination for Thanksgiving. Whether it be meeting your SO's family, planning friendsgiving at a new friend's apartment, or going on a cross-country adventure on your own, you're excited for something fresh and different from the regular routine. Let the newness wash over you.
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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Mama Mercury's in your sign meeting up with Mars this week, and Mama Mercury knows what's best for your finances. Looking over your spending habits isn't fun, but it must be done so you could keep living your lavish lifestyle… on a budget, that is. Get your budget plan done at the beginning of the week so you can dive into Thanksgiving weekend worry-free. Appreciate the cash you've had access to thus far, and the cash that will most def come your way in the future.
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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Happy birthday month, you sexy Sag slag! In honor of your month, consider hosting a socially distanced Thanksgiving at your place. It'll be an excuse to redecorate in a way that will make your best energies emerge over the course of the month. Usher in another year with the most special, sacred people in your life, in the most special, sacred place - your home.
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