Written In The Stars: Your Weekly Horoscope (November 16 - 22)

• Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

  

  Your discipline and drive are paying off BIG this week! With the Scorpio new moon and Venus hitting up Pluto, you're about to go up in the world. Working Woman never looked this good on you. Bask in your renewed confidence (not to mention piles of cash), but don't get too cocky. Sit down. Be humble. Count your blessings.

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• Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

  

  Venus is sliding on over to Jupiter, which has you sliding on over to an adventurous week. Take a look at your Bad Bish Bucketlist, and dive into something you've been meaning to do for ages. Bungee jumping? Volunteering for a local initiative? Starting a book club? This week, the possibilities are endless, no matter what you choose to do.

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• Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

  

  With Venus in Libra moving on over to take on Jupiter in Capricorn, you'll be torn between working your ass off and having a jolly good time. To that we say, why not both? Get all that work out of the way early in the week, and reward yourself with delectable dishes, creative projects, quality time with your friends, and of course, yourself. This week, you can have your cake and eat it too.

  
  

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• Aries (March 21 - April 19)

  

  The sun moves to Jupiter this week, sprinkling some extra boldness and spontaneity into your spirit. Instead of obsessing over Mr. Dashing, Dark, & Handsome, slide into those DMs. You have nothing to lose, so quit overthinking. He might be thinking about more than you're thinking about him. Feeling extra bold? Invite him over, you saucy minx.

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• Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

  

  T is for Time to get shit done. Everyone's been hitting you up non-stop lately, but with Venus moving to Saturn this week, you need to focus on your own projects. Don't let any distractions get in your way. Let ambition take over your entire being. Your friends, family, and co-workers can wait.

  
  

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• Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

  

  With the influence of Venus over Pluto, this week calls for spaghetti, wine, and sexy time! Can't cook for shit? Just buy the bottle of wine to set the mood for your BDE dude. Whether you're hooking up with a mysterious hottie from a dating app, or your wholesome boyfriend of two years, make this week the start of something new. Adventures are calling. In bed.

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• Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

  

  Listen to your heart when it's calling for you. You're always giving your all to the people you love, but it's time to give a little love to yourself this week. With the new moon in Scorpio and Venus in Libra influencing Pluto, emotions are running high. If you're feeling some kind of way, have the discussions you need to have with your loved ones in order to move forward. Communication will lift the weight off your chest, and your sweet spirits will resume flowing freely, like a water sign should.

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• Leo (July 23 - August 22)

  

  It's a great week for social butterflies! With Venus in Libra and Jupiter in Capricorn, you're in super social spirits, and so are the homies. Take the lead like a proper Leo, and organize a night with your best girlfriends. It could be a night out, it could be a night in, it could be a night over Zoom or Netflix Party - all you need is friendship fun this week.

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• Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

  

  With the new moon in Scorpio and Venus, the cash is out to play and the credit card is on display. Enjoyed my rhyme? You'll enjoy a spontaneous shopping spree even more. Unlike classic Virgo fashion, you're feeling risky and frisky this week. Research what you've been thinking of investing in, but ultimately, let those fearless energies guide you.

  
  

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• Libra (September 23 - October 22)

  

  The new moon's in Scorpio and Venus is in Libra - the fam jam might just drive you up the freaking wall this week. Since you're not the biggest fan of conflict and confrontation, you'll need to access your harmonious, peaceful energies to bring everyone together. Once you get their psycho asses back in order and your inner balance is restored, treat yourself to the ultimate combo: snacks and sleep.

  
  

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• Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

  

  The sun's in Scorpio, and it's shining a bright light upon you. So bright that a couple of previously obscured truths have been exposed. Instead of bugging out in classic Scorpio nature, you're able to find Zen in the truths, and channel it into something good. After all, you perceive the truth as a blessing, especially during your birthday month.

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• Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

  

  You know that Corona cutie whose interest you've been second guessing? No need to second guess anymore. With the new moon in Scorpio and Venus, you're gonna get the clarity you've been looking for. Is he ready to commit, or about to ghost? Either way, it's a week for answers.

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