The Best Of White People Twitter This Week (11 Memes)

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shevyrolet
Dec 13, 2020 9:38 PM EST

Enjoy these hilarious tweets designed to have you laughing and forgetting about all of your sorrows! r/WhitePeopleTwitter will not disappoint so give these jokes and posts a gander. And have a look at last week's for more entertainment. 

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  • 01
    Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal *starts playing on phone during a show *misses important scene *rewinds way too far by mistake *gets back on phone while waiting for the scene *misses the scene again 3:52 PM · 12/2/20 · Twitter Web App
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  • 02
    Text - Deirdre @figgled The dawn of December 1st arrives. The door of Michael Buble's cage is unlocked. He flinches from the light. It is time.
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  • 03
    Text - @Dravenn_ my friend said she can't hangout this week bc she just gave birth?? u have known the baby 1 day and me 13 years but ok
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  • 04
    Text - Saddington 2 @2Saddington Can u imagine getting married and having a family and staying in love until u die, then waiting in the afterlife for your wife to join you and she finally dies and ditches u for a dude she knew for three days on a boat instead?? Anyway l'd give Titanic a 9/10 >
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  • 05
    Text - josh 'Letterman' (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99 If we can just get through this month, we only have one more month to go before we need to get through another month
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  • 06
    Serveware - Anna Hughes @AnnaGHughes Many people have been using quarantine as a time to perfect their bread or coffee making skills, but | personally have taken this as an opportunity to make increasingly unsettling eggs
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  • 07
    Text - YAEL @elle91 Instead of calling it a "to do" list I've started writing "side quests" at the top to make it seem more fun and interesting and boy has that not worked at all. >
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  • 08
    Text - Sarah Ball @PreviouslyLingo What is stopping Jeff Bezos from being Santa? He has our addresses, he has the drones, he has our wishlists.
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  • 09
    Text - The Pie & Nonce Pub @pieandnoncepub ... Found out last night our cat goes to the kebab shop down the road every day and they give him lamb mince. There's a picture of him on the wall
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  • 10
    Text - Headline: "Women who own horses live longer" Implied correlation: horses make you live longer. Reality: if you own a horse, you can probably afford health insurance. 9/10/18, 10:18 PM
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  • 11
    Text - instagram: girltweeted @girltweeteds bro imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities like how hilarious would it be if they posted and got like 13 likes
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