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Programming Memes For Broken Devs Who Could Use A Laugh

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    Vegetation - HOW NORMAL PEOPLE SEE TREES HOW COMPUTER SCIENTISTS SEE TREES
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    Text - Omonbude Emmanuel @BUDESCODE To replace programmers with Robots, clients will have to accurately describe what they want. We're safe. 7:25 PM 20 Jul 20 · Twitter for Android You and 5k others 100 comments • 661 shares Like Comment Share Esteban Rodríguez Betancourt Then, someone replaces clients with robots O Like Reply 80 D
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    People - Engineer Teacher Doctor Lawyer Accountant Programmer
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    Text - HOW TO WRITE GOOD CODE: START PROJECT. DO THINGS RIGHT OR DO THEM FAST? FAST CODE FAST RIGHT DOES IT WORK YET? NO CODE WELL ALMOST, BUT IT'S BECOME A MASS OF KLUDGES AND SPAGHETTI CODE. ARE YOU DONE YET? NO NO, AND THE REQUIREMENTS HAVE CHANGED. THROW IT ALL OUT AND START OVER. GOOD CODE
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    Product - I kept getting 1's and O's That's boolshit
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    Glasses - Coding Drag Queen Anna Lytical @theannalytical People will say you don't need math to be a programmer and then ask you to find the algorithmic complexity of a recursive function in an interview 1:29 PM · 12/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - } r/programming - Posted by u/madhur_ahuja 3 hours ago 711 Github dark mode is here github.com/settin... C | Give Award Share A Save 91 Comments ... I have waited for 4- No, 5,000 years for this!
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    Facial hair - Y'all have seen... Donald Trumpet Obama Prism Joe Bidome Johnny Deep KANYE VEST NOW GET READY FOR... /usr/bin/laden
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    Cuisine - COPY PASTA OR WHATEVER KEE Don't miss NOT REALLY A PROGRAMMER. imgflip.com
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    Product - WRONG RIGHT ME
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    Snout - 9 y.o. me seeing letter in math 16 y.o. me seeing number in math 32 YEAR-OLD ME CODING AND SEEING A NUMBER OTHER THAN -1,0, 1, OR 2 1
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    Text - mcc Follow @mcclure111 In C++ we don't say "Missing asterisk" we say "error C2664: 'void std:vector<block,std:allocator<_Ty>>::push_ back(const block &)': cannot convert argument 1 from 'std:_Vector_iterator<std:_Vector_val<std:_Si mple_types<block>>>' to 'block &&" and i think that's beautiful 4:30 PM - 1 Jun 2018 292 Retweets 926 Likes 20 27 292 926
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    Finger - YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT THE RECURSIVE FUNCTION CALCULATING HER MASS CAUSES A STACK OVERFLOW
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    Fictional character - Just need to change the texifield input to a dropdown selection. It's just a quick fix you can commit to develop Lets go In and out. 20 minute adventure. 2 DAYS LATER adult wwim imgflip.com
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    Text - Nathan Lim 000 @NateNate60 My CS class gives you bonus pts if your functions are <15 lines. +10 pts if all <15 lines, +5 if all but main() are <15 lines. Some guy in my class piled all his code into main() w/o using any other functions and argued he should get +5 pts because all but main() were <15 lines 10:35 PM - Dec 4, 2020 - Twitter Web App
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    Blue - 01111 20110, 01001 01191 00110 01011 10100. 00100 01010 00001 01100 10011 10101 10010 11000 00111 10001 00011 10000 00101 Frehe Weihnachten 01000 00010 10111 01110 Ounkermotoren
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    Colorfulness - Repl.it @replit No matter what anyone tells you, your code is epico 2:16 AM · 07 Dec 20 · Twitter Web App 5 Retweets 30 Likes MVP++ A Nice Guy @Nerd_EXE · 7h Replying to @replit function returnTrue() { if (5 > 3) { if (6 == '6') { return !!{} } oh rlly? 3 Repl.it O @replit - 7h There is now an exception to the rule. 7
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    Hand - Al developers when other IT people call their field boring:
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    Cheek - Other students U have a mistake in ur essay I WAS GONNA CHANGE IT IT students Ur code sucks I know
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    Purple - Clicking a link to an interesting article "Please disable adblock to continue viewing this website" html { overflow-y: visible; body html innut
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    Motor vehicle - Client Requirements Client Budget
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    Organism - So I'm just going to recycle it Java I am no longer using this memory Memory Recycle @System32Comics C++ Pick it up bitch Memory Memory @System32Comics WEE TOON Memory
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    Text - M. Hoespilaar Vandaag 19:47 I HAVE OFFICIALLY DONE IT I AM ABLE TO CALL HTTP REQUESTS FROM ROBLOX I CAN CHECK THE WEATHER IN MY CITY FROM FEKKING ROBLOX W. Waffles Vandaag 19:50 has humanity gone too far
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    Recreation - Mom : If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? Machine learning algorithm : imgflip.com
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    Electric blue - Mom : If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? Machine learning algorithm :
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    Grass - Junior Dev: What's that? I think I can do better! Senior Dev: That's been temporary so long that nobody dares touch it, now.
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    Text - Jack Forge @TheJackForge · Dec 3 000 Interviewer: Do you know JavaScript? Me: Yes, I get better every single day. Interviewer: Do you know CSS? Me: Yes, I get worse every single day. O 47 17 203 2.2K Y)S ame
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    Text - argumate Follow 1 Lets Meet Tonight Hey! I am from ##USER_CITY##, wanna meet? hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it's a total backwater! adhoption Follow take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE## Source: argumate
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    Blue - CIRCLE OF AL LIFE MONKEYUSER.COM HUMANITY RESEARCHES AI HUMANITY PERFECTS AI AL PERFECTS AI ENSLAVES HUMANITY ITSELF SOLAR FLARE DISABLES AI HUMANITY WORSHIPS SUN GOD
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    Head - There you go, adding a function... now I'm sure you're gonna get it wrong... WHAAAAT?! WHAT THE F**K?? You declared a variable and NEVER use it? HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU?? Unless you're gonna. OK well I guess that's all right then But don't get too confident. Hmm, I see you've assigned a value. I'm watching you... CommitStrip.com
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    Line - OK..BUT WHAT'S THE PRIORITY LEVEL FOR EACH OF THEM? OK,I NEED YOu TO DO THESE 7 THINGS! THEY ARE ALL IMPORTANT! OK, MAYBE You CAN GIVE ME A NUMBER TO EACH OF THEM LIKE PRIORITY I-I OR PRIORITY I-2 ? OK.. IF THE DOCTOR SAYS I ONLY HAVE 1 HOUR TO LIVE AND I CAN ONLY DO ONE OF IT, WHICH DO'I DO! THEY ARE ALL p-0! ALL OF IT! HOW TO EAT SNAKE COMICS
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    People - Who loves Al? Who wants to learn Al? Who's ready to learn Python?
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    Text - Shayan Roychoudhury @Shayan_RC Stop fighting over languages! Just use the right tool for the job: -Use C++ if you want it to run fast -Use Python if you want to code it fast -Use JS for UI -Use Swift for iOS apps -Don't use PHP -Use C# for games -Use Java for your backend It's not that hard
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    Goggles - DO WHILE LOOPS BE LIKE SHOOT FIRST CCC ASK QUESTIONS LATER
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    Human - When you use int instead of char.. fb.me/yuva.krishna.memes
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    Nature - me just asked stupid question on stackoverflow one fully detailed answer kind person
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    Text - t7 You Retweeted Amy @cableknitjumper 000 [programming C-3PO] you know what this miracle piece of technology needs?? anxiety 9:56 AM · Dec 6, 2020 · Twitter for Android 24 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 177 Likes
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    Text - Rod Allah Dawood Ali AO IAPISESS VILI IND KU @yugdiputsa After the huge success of "Untitled Project", l'm finally dropping "Untitled Project 2". Who's excited? 9:46 PM · 07 Dec 20 · Twitter for Android >
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    Text - Can you crack the code? One number is correct 2 9 1 and well placed One number is correct 2 4 5 but wrong placed Two numbers are corre 46 3 but wrong placed 5 78 Nothing is correct One number is correct CODE 56 9 but wrong placed for (int i = 0; i <1000; i ++) { TryCode(i); } %3D Brute force wins. D 10 12 hrs Like Reply More
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    Text - Alex Naka 000 @gottapatchemall Looking at some old code and was initially puzzled by a variable named 'feet' Thave now worked out that this was at one point called 'legend_handles', which then became 'leg_hands', which then became 'feet' sometimes I truly hate my past self 11:40 PM - Dec 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 48 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 657 Likes
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    Green - Age:250-253 Mood:Angry Age:25-28 Mood:Neutral Gender:Male(0.97) Gender:unknown
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    Yellow - So whenever I'm free I like to go out or watch anime or... So you don't code in your spare time ? Well coding is just my job I have a life outside.. wrong answer, rejected

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