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A Scrub Daddy
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Fake Uggs
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Dinner
I was dating my ex for 8 months. We were going on a date the night before we both went home for Christmas. I showed up with a cashmere sweater for him to open. He got me nothing but said 'I am going to pay for dinner tonight. It will be your Christmas present!' How thoughtful.'
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A Parking Ticket
I got a $60 parking ticket when I borrowed my ex-boyfriend's car. He paid it and said we could be 'even' for my birthday present. Can't say it was one of my worst gifts when there wasn't a gift at all!
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An Old Gift Card
A spa gift card for $100 that was filled out and dated two years before we even met.
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A card meant for his mistress.
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Something I didn't want that he won at his company raffle
My boyfriend of six months told me he wanted a PlayStation for Christmas and I told him I wanted a new purse. He got the PlayStation. I got a waffle maker. Then I found out he won said waffle maker from a raffle his company had.
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Baseball Tickets
I got baseball tickets for my birthday. I don't like baseball. What's worse is I wasn't even going to be in town for the game so my ex ended up going with his best friend.
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Deoderant
My boyfriend and I were born a week apart. He was hinting around about a new watch, which I bought him. He gave me a grocery store paper bag that contained a coffee mug, a small teddy bear, and a stick of deodorant so I would stop using his when I stayed at his apartment.
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A Vegetable Chopper
My ex and our families got together to celebrate my 30th. The first gift I opened was from his mom and was a sterling silver necklace. My boyfriend handed me his gift. It was a vegetable chopper I saw on an infomercial once. His mom, clearly mortified, handed over another jewelry box with a pair of earrings that matched the necklace she gave me. She obviously bought the set for me but saw that her son had only given me a kitchen gadget and told me the earrings were from him. He was very confused.
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A PS4. I hate video games.
I've never been into video games but told my ex I would try them out since we were going to be in quarantine for God knows how long. For my birthday he ordered a new PS4 video game so we could 'play together.' I am now quarantined by myself.
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His Hulu Login Details
I gave my ex a card and some candy for our first Valentine's Day. Nothing crazy. He said he forgot a card for my gift and ran to the store. I opened the card and it said he was 'treating' me to a Hulu subscription because I wanted to start watching Handmaid's Tale. I logged on and he had gotten it for himself a month before and just gave me his login credentials. OH! Then he added in a 'voucher' good for one 30 minute back massage.
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Venmo'd me money with a memo that said ‘Buy whatever you want!’
I was under the impression my ex and I would be exchanging gifts for Christmas. I got him a pair of AirPods along with some other sentimental things and he had nothing for me to open. When I left in the morning he Venmo'd me $300 with a memo that said 'Buy whatever you want!'
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Lottery tickets and a Starbucks gift card
My ex-boyfriend straight up told me to get him a pair of $390 polarized Oakley sunglasses for Christmas because he would be needing them when he started taking flying lessons. $350, especially right out of college way more than I wanted to spend, but I wanted to make him happy. He got me some lottery tickets and a $50 Starbucks gift card because he 'wasn't sure what to get me.' Not a winner.
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A Gun
He bought me a gun so we could go shooting together (his favorite hobby). I don't like guns. We broke up and he kept the gun.
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