Creative And Rare Insults That You Don't Hear Every Day

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 19, 2020 3:38 PM EST

Some people were born to be the butt-end of jokes. It's sad but true. r/rareinsults is the place where we can witness all the perfect one-liners being delivered and received. There's really nothing more satisfying than seeing justice served, meme-style. Check out last week's picks for even more perfect insults, or take a look at some funny tweets for an extra serving of humor. 

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    Sleeveless shirt - < Reviews Review 000 Ethan Colburn PRO The Queen's Gambit 2020 QUEEN'S GAMBIT ****½ Watched Nov 7, 2020 If Anya Taylor-Joy and Harry Melling had children, their kids' eyes would be the right distance apart. LIKED 251 likes
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    Hairstyle - CRIOINS You look like the villain from a low-budget Karate Kid knock-off. Reply 408
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    Text - Today at 8:26 PM @ the most powerful super computer can count for 1000 years and still not even begin to comprehend how much I dont fucking care you neanderthal
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    Text - 1 year ago you show me a 4D object in 3D world on my 2D screen and I try to understand this with my 1D brain I6 14K P 回 222 222 REPLIES
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    Nature - English Insults Spanish Insults saying anything in Russian 10.0k 138 1 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Seems like You guys never heard the Indian sub language Telugu insult which says," I will plant a mango tree In your mom's cunt and fuck your sister under it's shade. That's Intense like no other. Reply 6.
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    Hair - That boy hair looks like a sucked mango
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    Text - ... · 21h Damn girl you finna put vacuums out of business sucking the humor out of shit like that O 38 17408 7,649
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    Cheek - DO I LOOK HALF JAPANESE? * BE HONEST OR I WILL GET ANGRY • 19h She looks like Chris Farley's meth addicted twin sister Reply 1 1 +
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    Text - ^Ap... · 1h v I VOTED 2020 Interestingly, humans are more than 60 percent genetically identical to bananas. In your case, perhaps 70%. 7
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    Hairstyle - 18h v Visual representation of this headline A neo-Nazi converted to Islam and killed 2 roommates for 'disrespectin... washingtonpost.com 13 27 60 1,304 He looks like if tom holland got mad at a dude for stealing his twinkie at lunch. 7:06 p.m. · 30 Nov. 20 · Twitter for Android
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    Chest - FAIL OF THE DAY: Jake Paul wears wig to try to look like Super Saiyan Goku in pre-fight weigh in. Ends up looking like troll doll. SU JO IN PAY
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    Font - r/Cringetopia ... VETORVND d TikTok @loganwebbofficial 40 16 1 Share V BEST COMMENTS ▼ Dude looks like both the child and the molester Reply 1 12 口 124
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    Text - r/unpopularopinion u Bh It's annoying when people write =/= in their posts Just take the extra 2 seconds and write out "is not the same thing as" or "is not equal to" you semiliterate Neanderthal. 15 Share BEST COMMENTS - • 2h how about writing "two" instead of using '2' you quasi- literate fuck head.
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    Screenshot - Mf really asked me to rate his fit aye bro rate my fit 1-10 u look like the coat hanger
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    Dress - Ariana grande looks like a Disney princess using her one wish to her fairy godmother to ask for the world's biggest can of Monster Energy Drink 22:31 · 1/31/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - r/Jokes 1 3 My girlfriend got covid This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste. 4 1.3k 41 ↑, Share + BEST COMMENTS V S1 Award I mean, she's your GF already, pretty sure her lack of taste is permanent. Reply 1 365
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    Lip - KALLIE PLAGGE @INKYDOJIKKO Comments 4.9K 10 hours ago Kallie the type to look down at the controller when it says "press any button to start". 凸637 回12
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    Text - December 2, 2018 · O Worst Generation Of Males Ever. O Like Comment A Share cnd 1.5K others 53,048 shares Most Relevant v Yes because yall 4 for 4, weave pat, love pink stealing, Japanese cherry blossom wearing, " yasss okuuurt period't" saying, 40$ to fuck, post my booty on the internet then get mad when a guy is thirsty, screen door wig wearing, bandaid colored bra having, baby wipe shower taking , thong sandal wearing, " I'm hoeing this summer" saying, choo choo train pussy, Snapchat k
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    Text - Today 2:29 PM good thing i got my library card because i'm totally checking you out nah return me
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    Text - Book a trip somewhere. Can't wait to travel overseas again. Reply 2.7k 3h I want to travel to Nebraska to see the crane migration. I heard they are beautiful derpy birds, and I would love to go on a road trip to enjoy their antics myself. 644 46m S 4 Awards I want to travel to Nebraska O r/brandnewsentence 1 +1
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    Text - 5h E1 Award Marilyn Manson if he sucked at everything Reply 1 508 2h 3 Awards I heard the guy in this video removed his rib so he could suck this hard 548 +
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    Text - 2h I hope you didn't spend long creating that character. Reply + -9 • 16m Wish your parents took longer creating you.
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    Text - "kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank 5,479 notes
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    Nose - VIEW 12 REPLIES 5 years ago he looks like an emo Adam Sandler.
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    Colorfulness - Or/Cringetopia Apparently only black people can use the afro bun hairstyle 147 '· 1d ..i really hate social media 68 · 1d They basically want segregation back ♡ 129 · 1d YES WE DO Q 21 274 4 20.2k 925 Share BEST COMMENTS ▼ • 4h • Is this all over the hairstyles in animal ... 5h A 1 Award Bruh, must feel pretty bad being less politically correct than someone with a Punisher profile pic...
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    Cheek - After a hostess at a reception in Vienna apologized to the undefeated British general Arthur Wellesley for the rudeness of some French officers who had turned their backs on, he replied, "I have seen their backs before, madam."
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    Cheek - Jolly Warlock of Niggatry @TdashGlaze She Look like the baby spider thing from toy story. Leio @Cb2Era · 21h
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    Human - 18:09 62 N ll 28% тасерооК This nurse realized that the last time she met her new coworker doctor was when she cared for him years ago as a premature baby. 3.2K 90 Comments • 167 Shares O Like Comment Share Dude never grew into that hairline. Like Reply 62 II
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    Chin - cheddar Comments 2.4K 出X Matt Klinger • 1 year ago This guy is actually a cyclops and he recently just got the dual eye surgery 凸2.5K ア 目 31 31 REPLIES
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