Random & Raunchy Tweets From A Hilariously Absurd Twitter Account

When contemplating the world of 'Weird Twitter,' masters of the non sequitur that come to mind are @dril and @horse_ebooks, but there are many other delightfully strange absurdist Twitter accounts that deserve some recognition. @Veggiefact is one of these special anonymous accounts that has blessed the internet with thousands of hilariously weird tidbits. Scrolling through this sort of account feels like you're assuming the mind of another person—deranged thoughts floating by like puffs of smoke, one after the other. 

We've collected some of our favorite tweets from this year for your enjoyment, but you can visit @Veggiefact and scroll back all the way to 2014 if you so desire.

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