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People Share the Most Cringe-Worthy and Hilarious Questions That Were Asked During Their Sex-Ed Classes

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    Text - [] Nik_Tesla 586 points 2 hours ago Two good questions from a class full of 5th graders. 1 Q: What if you pee in a girl while you're inside her? Does anything technically stop you from peeing? A: No, you're physically able to pee while inside her, but know that she'll never let you have sex with her again, so you shouldn't do that 2. we get assigned partners or do we get to pick? Because I don't want to Q: So... when do we pair off to have sex? Do get paired up with Stephanie, she's mean
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    Text - [] lemon-bubble 258 points 2 hours ago Year 11 (class aged 15/16) Someone to the teacher: how effective are condoms? Pregnant girl in class: not very permalink
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    Text - [-SlurmsMcKenzie 29 370 points 4 hours ago Not really a question about sex ed, but hilarious regardless. Our health class was split by gender for one day - the girls spoke about doing monthly breast examinations while the boys were discussing testicular examinations. Just as we were getting started our teacher was holding a model scrotum to show us how to examine ourselves when another teacher came into the classroom and asked "woah what'ss going on in here?" Our PE teacher responds with
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    Text - [username-valid 743 points 5 hours ago "Can you get pregnant by doing anal?" After getting his answer, turns to his girlfriend with a big smile and says "told ya" permalink
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    Text - [] m043286 609 points 4 hours ago "If you swallow, do you throw up the baby?" Her mind was blown when she realised you can't get preggo when you jab her in the gabber. permalink
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    Text - [-] The_Town_of_Canada 483 points 4 hours ago "Can I pee on a girl when we're having sex?" "Well, actually, when you have an erection, it makes it almost impossible to urinate." "Well...what if I, uh, don't. Can I still pee on them?" "Oh wow, um, I guess that's just something you'll have to discuss with your partner at the time." permalink
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    Text - [-] elevenghosts 121 points 4 hours ago One kid couldn't wrap his head around the idea of semen and urine both coming out of the male urethra. He went on a pretty lengthy rant about it, "What if you have to pee during sex but you can't stop in time and you pee in the girl? Does it feel different for the girl? Is she going to know if you pee inside her? Is it mixed with the semen?" He seemed really worried about it. To every other 11-year old in the class, it was high comedy. In hindsight,
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    Text - [- ForumCube 428 points 4 hours ago A girl in my 8th grade class asked our health (and PE) teacher, "If I am pregnant with twins of opposite genders, is it dangerous that the male baby gets the female baby pregnant while they're still in the womb" The guy teaching be class stood frozen for 5 seconds before a teaching aid stood up and briefly said no. The look on the man's face to this wild question was absolutely priceless. He was staring off into space thinking about what he'd just heard
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    Text - [-] thepatman 662 points 5 hours ago "Why would a woman put a man's penis in her mouth?" We were 11 at the time. The better part was the female teacher's answer: "I have no idea, that's gross". It took me a few years to realize that her husband was a very unlucky man permalink
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    Text - [- TommyLindo 185 points 5 hours ago "Can sperm get you fat?" permalink
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    Text - (-] kingbane2 74 polnts 4 hours ago i dunno if this was the best, but during my sex ed class they had us watch a live birth video. when the baby's head came out i blurted out "OH MY GOD! HOW DOES IT STRETCH OUT SO FAR?!" my female teacher burst out laughing while i was looking at her waiting for an answer. when she stopped laughing she just said, "i dunno" edit: i think i was like 11 at the time or something. grade 6 i believe. permalink
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    Text - -Flobro4 364 points 4 hours ago "For gay people, how do they decide which penis will open up for the other penis?" permalink
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    Text - [-] drewcifero 127 points 4 hours ago We had paper to write questions on we didn't want to ask out loud. Someone wrote "Is it true pussy smells like tuna?", I proceeded to completely lose it for whatever reason. I had to leave I was laughing so hard permalink
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    Text - charliesbud 74 points 2 hours ago In 6th grade sex ed, a new student who had been banging one of the better looking girls in our grade stood up to ask his question. He said, "I have a "friend" (he emphasized the word friend so we'd all know he was talking about himself and to show off that he was sexually active with this girl even though we all already knew it) who had sex with a girl and now it burns when he pees. Is that normal?" While asking the question, he grinned and made sure he l
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