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Programming Memes To Chuckle At While Your Code Is Compiling

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    Finger - Genie: You can wish for anything but infinite wishes A: Wish 1:I wish that Wish 2 happens after wish 3 Wish 2:I wish to be free Wish 3: I wish to be a genie Genie:
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    Skull - ME, A MANUAL TESTER LEARNING TO CODE SOI CAN AUTOMATE TESTS ME, STILL A MANUAL TESTER JP NOW WITH ADDED AUTOMATION TASKS imgflip.com
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    Text - I wish my life was a #github #repository where I could just roll back to my last stable version. 21:21 · 05 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App ili View Tweet activity 6 Likes
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    Text - Juraj Bednar @jurbed For an IT guy, LinkedIn is like a reverse dating site. Girls write to you and you ignore them. 19:31 12 Dec 20 Twitter Web App
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    Line - != Lua Java II. -
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    Text - County Database Menu: 1. Display All Counties 2. Search County 3. Interesting Facts 4. Exit Enter Choice: 3 FUN FACTS Segmentation fault
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    Human - Working as a software engineer What my boss thinks I'm doing What my friends think I'm doing TOOLS What my mom thinks I'm doing What I'm actually doing
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    Line - PFFT... ANOTHER WE ARE HAVING THIS MEETING MEETING THAT COULD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T RESPOND HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL. TO ANY OF MY EMAILS. WorkChronicles.com Follow me on O Posted in r/funny by u/_workchronicles reddit
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    Decorative fan - Intellij: Are you sure you want to commit? Your code has 420 warnings. Ме: l'll allow it.
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    Ear - Me: Starts studying Computer Science Every person I have ever known: It's Free Tech Support
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    Lip - Pouya @Saadeghi When you write 5em instead of 5px SABLRAAMR SMITYCE 9:17 AM - Jul 3, 2020 - Twitter for Android >
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    Finger - Me reading 900 comments of two strangers arguing on the internet Me reading the Documentation HUMOR
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    Brown - Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but no one knows why. In our lab, theory and practice are combined: nothing works and no one knows why.
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    Text - "The best way to learn a language is to speak to natives" The guy learning Fortran: ABCDEFGHIUKE NOPORSTUVWY YES NO ENELL
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    Cartoon - THE BEST WAY NO TO LEARN A LANG... imgflip.com
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    Line - "The best way to learn a language is to speak to natives" The guy learning PHP :
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    Fictional character - MY BOSS ASKING IFA FEATURE I BUILT CAN BE ALTERED NO, I WROTE IT IN PERMANENT CODE imgflip.com
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    Text - Tweet Carla Notarobot 0 @CodesCarla If two video game developers date each other, is it a Unity? Or just Unreal? >
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    Vertebrate - SNEAKED IN I'M A SNEAKY FOX YOUR HOUSE ATE YOUR PASTA (HANGED YOUR THEME TO LIGHT SAT ON YOUR COUCH © Li Chen exocomics.com
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    Electronic device - First programming language was introduced in 1956 Programmers before 1956 : 1 ENTER Space!
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    Cartoon - me solving a bug senior developer who added a büg to boost my confidence
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    Interaction - Programming in... Enterprise company katzease Startups No thanks! We are too busy Government
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    Text - Expectation: Because the command line interface exposes many powerful commands, terminal users are forced to become masters of precise typing. Reality: 155 alias l='1s' 156 alias s='ls' 157 alias sl='ls' 158 alias lls='ls' 159 alias lsl='ls' 160 alias lss='ls' 161 alias sll='ls' 162 alias sls='ls' 163 alias ssl='ls' 164 165 alias dc='cd' 166
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    Text - CODE RED : THE UMM... I... I... I WEBSITE IS DOWN !! ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED SOME CODE TO PRODUCTION INSTEAD OF TESTING. YOU WHAT? FINALLY! WELCOME TO THE CLUB! I'M SORRY.. I.. I'M NEW TO THIS...I WON'T DO IT AGAIN... I.. I. @_workchronicles workchronicles.com twitter and instagram
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    Text - HTTP status ranges in a nutshell: 1xx: hold on 2xx: here you go 3xx: go away 4xx: you fucked up 5xx: I fucked up
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    Text - WATSKY @gwatsky always work on two projects at once. that way you can procrastinate on project A by messing around on project B, and when you get tired of project B you can waste time by working on project A. you will be twice as productive while doing nothing but procrastinate Posted in r/ShittyLifeProTips by u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U 6 reddit
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    Text - Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C++ obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf fml idfc - wheres the function for my loop indentation doesn't feel correct logic on loop abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic right-oriented frame layout iteration may overload statically typed feels unwise bad recursion brb lol aka rofl imo stfu brb
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    Cheek - r/programming Posted by u/Only_Reposts_Top 6h + 2 S 1 There's a reason that programmers always want to throw away old code and start over: they think the old code is a mess. They are probably wrong. The reason that they think the old code is a mess is because of a cardinal, fundamental law of programming: It's harder to read code than to write it. joelonsoftware.com 1 3.1k + 342 Share O Award * BEST COMMENTS - eviljelloman · 5h Also the old code is a mess. - Replv 1 1.2k
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    Text - Randall Koutnik Follow @rkoutnik Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3 9:22 PM - 16 Jan 2019 1,845 Retweets 5,689 Likes 68 t7 1.8K 5.7K

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