Men Who Don't Understand The Female Anatomy

Mansplaining is, perhaps, one of the most infuriating things that men do. And men do a lot of infuriating things. But if there's one thing that's worse than a man mansplaining, it is a man mansplaining women's anatomy INCORRECTLY. Yes, there are men out there who have zero idea about the female body, how to please a woman sexually, or who even believe that women can experience sexual pleasure, who try lecturing on the very topic. Of course, these are the loser men who could never get a woman into bed with them and therefore project their anger onto all females. But I digress. I discovered a subreddit called r/badwomensanatomy, and it's full of examples of how these types of men get the female anatomy oh so wrong, and it's fantastic! Join me in scrolling through these men who managed to get mansplaining wrong.

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  • 01

    And to think, people still struggle to find it.

    Cheek - 9:37 O O OD yall seen that movie about the rat t... @deadliidev so that's where it is jay @originalcuntent Fellas what's y'alls opinion on girls getting their clit pierced Show this thread 8:05 AM 16 Oct 18
    via u/alittlebitcheeky
  • 02

    Now I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure this ain't how you girls work

    Text - Because women who marry as virgins are less likely to divorce. With every successive sexual partner, the likelihood of divorce grows exponentially. There's legit science out there that says womens' ability to excrete dopamine is directly linked to the amount of sexual partners she has. In other words, if a woman has too many sexual partners she's physically incapable of loving you. ↑ 1
    via u/osamapyjamas
  • 03

    A lot to unpack here...

    Text - 12:47 ... r/ControversialOpinions • 4h Women don't actually like sex Women don't actually like sex. As a single young guy I've often ventured into the dating world. And so often I'm faced with women who for all intents and purposes act as if they are asexual. They never make a move, act mad if even the slightest sexual innuendo is implied... Moreover when they do talk about their sexuality they phrase it in a transactional way. They'll say "my sex isn't free" (my sex has never cost a wome
    via u/i-like-to-be-wooshed
  • 04

    Bad... human’s anatomy?

    Text - They actually don't need oxygen till they're 9-11 months old either. They learn how to breath often much earlier but their bodies don't need it till just under a year old Reply 1 0 wellimnotaguyso 2 · Now This is so wrong. The baby already needs oxygen in the womb and the umbilical cord provides it, they only take their first breath outside of it. 个1↓
    via u/wellimnotaguyso
  • 05

    My birthday is coming up. Perhaps then I'll become irrationally angry.

    Text - 2h Lucky she hasn't reached that age where women get irrationally angry to find another woman wearing the same outfit Reply 1 -7 + 1h What age is that exactly? Haven't gotten there yet. 21 1h It's the age of irrationality. It varies. -25
    via u/unbiasedmiss
  • 06

    According to this guy I'm supposed to know I'm pregnant within days of conception. Bruh I don't even know when I am hungry.

    Text - Also "most women don't know they're pregnant by then" is a bullshit lie that was started as an excuse for murder. Any woman who is even remotely aware of their body knows they're pregnant within days. Second off, if they were really worried, they should have taken the morning after pill, rather than wait until after their child has a beating heart.
    via u/Psychorea
  • 07

    Received this message regarding my months-old post about vaginismus. What.

    Text - VAGINAL RIGHTS: . 9d Tam a man who believes in WOMEN'S RIGHTS. If a woman has a right to say NO to sex, then so does her VAGINA. She should respect her VAGINAL RIGHTS. They are: 1.) Vagina's right to refuse sex. 2.) Vagina's right to self-pleasure 3.) Vagina's right to self-lubricate. If a woman has Primary Vaginismus, it means her VAGINA is refusing sex. If she insist on having sex, then she's violating her vaginal rights. Vaginismus is God's way of saying that women are NOT baby factori
    via u/Ravesti
  • 08

    “You Can’t Handle the Ute...erus!”

    Text - 9:25 レ YOU LOOK you.look.like.a.man •.. LIKEMA 2/2 17 hours ago Top Comments v Women should never do weight lifting its not meant for ladies one single wrong move and your uterus will move mili mm and your life is ruined. All life pain no medicine works no surgery will cure. Life is hell if uterus moves 1 milimeter or even nano meter dislocation will make a women life hell, wither in excruciating pain that you have to lie down in bed all your life. 7m Reply Liked by and thousands of other
    via u/rosesonthefloor
  • 09

    Can grow our reproductive organs back apparently.

    Text - GeeTheCurious • 1h Women can grow back uteri like that. Amazing Reply Vote Ptatofrenchfry 40m Bro, l'll assume you're not being sarcastic or cracking a lame joke here. Removing a uterus is a permanent thing. Once the uterus is removed, the person will be unable to get pregnant anymore (if they still want children). Only way to allow pregnancy again is to have a uterus transplant. 1 Vote ...
    via u/LeprechaunTamerz
  • 10

    Discipline your uterus and stop your period.

    Text - 1h Why don't you use discipline to do away with or at least minimize the massive inconveniences of menstruation? Reply s 2h In what way? 2h The leaner a woman is and the more consistent strenuous exercise a woman does, the lesser the symptoms. It can stop menstruation in anyone/ everyone, if taken to a high enough intensity. Not saying everyone should take it to that intensity, because rational agents have to make tradeoffs, but for way more than 50% of women, those tradeoffs (to me) clea
    via u/storyworldofem
  • 11

    Tampons spread your legs...

    Nose - Following For You 658 comments how do they know which way to put it in 18h it comes in a plastic applicators, string side down. so we can pull it out after its full 14h replied to 0: no. i mean, it expands to the sides only.. never mind cant explain 3h ck: if your put it in a certain way it will spread your legs 3h replied to replied to Women's bodies are capable of pushing out babies and it doesn't expand all that much a cotton tampon isn't going to be able to 'spread our legs' 54m Add c
    via u/vixenbk
  • 12

    Joan of Arc was turned on from being burnt at the stake

    Text - Thousands of people witnessed Joan's execution, and many accounts of her death survive to this day. As she burned at the stake, the following signs were observed: 1. Her muscles contracted and tensed up. 2. Her breasts became full and began to heave violently. 3. She cast her eyes up to heaven, and her expression was not one of pain, but something approaching spiritual ecstasy. 4, In the instant before she lost consciousness, Joan moaned out Jesus's name three times, loud enough to be hea
    via u/dirtmeese
  • 13

    "Women have a higher sexual plasticity"

    Text - i can tolerate lesbians/bi women much more than i can homosexuals (male bisexuality doesn't exist btw). women are easily fixable. just put a nice, strong, well-built man in front of their face and they'll fall in love in no time. the inverse isn't true for homosexuals...
    via u/TomLeLama
  • 14

    Don’t forget to drink your milk

    Blue - Virgin Mobile 80% i 11:42 AM Sean A 34 / M Westmont, IL So are you curvy ?? Idk you can see my pictures Yes big boobs you have wow amazing two of my ex girlfriends their boobs were small and I'm not sure why What do you mean not sure why Cause I thought women drink milk a lot to grow their boobs and I guess two of my ex girlfriends were not drinking it enough I guess. Maybe it was the wrong food they were eating or something. Type something..
    via u/bye_ren

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