15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up

Kids can be the most savage creatures on the planet. They don't even realize it yet, but they are small philosophers. They tell it like it is - no sugar coating. They are great-minded people, they just get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, we might learn something unusual from their funny (and slightly hurtful) wisecracks. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. The savage children below give their best questions/comments on everything from cleanliness, school crushes to hipsters. Keep scrolling for more. 

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