'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 4, 2021)

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Jan 4, 2021 2:30 PM EST

At this point in history, we're all well aware that life is a total hot mess. All of us have hopes and dreams, with no idea how to accomplish them. All of us have struggles and problems, with no idea how to solve them. 

Have no fear - in honor of 2021, your local neighborhood Karen is here!  

With Karen's advice, you'll get everything your little heart desires because you deserve the world and more, and anyone who gets in your way should be fired immediately. Do they know who they're speaking to? The audacity!

Shut the F up, and listen the F up because Karen has many words of wisdom to bestow upon you. If you're looking for more quality advice from Karen, email her at dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


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  • Text - Dear Seething shopper, I feel your pain, deeply. You are a PAYING customer. You deserve FIRST-RATE service. I can't count the number of times I have dealt with managers who don't even know how to manage. I could do their job better than them in my sleep. There are two steps you must take when dealing with an incompetent manager. Firstly, it's essential to make a scene so the manager and his even more incompetent lackeys know you mean business. Raise your voice, verbally abuse them, and in
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  • Text - Dear Make Trader Joe's Bearable Again, So sorry to hear about your recent Trader Joe's experience. Unfortunately, "the customer is always right" isn't respected at all in this day and age. I too have tried time and again to explain my numerous health ロロ problems to employees, but to no avail. Your doctor should have his medical license rescinded for not taking your health problems seriously! Have him write you the letter that will surely bring back your marvelous, maskless Sunday mornings
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  • Text - Dear Concemed Neighbor, How have you not called the police yet? These parents sound unfit, hence it is your neighborly duty to take matters into your own hands. There's nothing more suspicious than impressionable youths; you have no idea what kind of thugs they're letting into the house considering the lack of necessary parental supervision. Next time they have their "friends" over, alert the authorities and let them know you saw underage children binge drinking and doing serious drugs. T
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