We Ranked All The 'Bridgerton' Men According To Their Suitor Potential

• 15. Lord Berbrooke

  
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  Pros: Ugh, if I must. Somehow confident enough to show his face time and again even when he looks fucked up beyond repair because like, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?

  Cons: Entire essence is one major con. I mean, fucking yuck!

  
  

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• 14. Lord Rutledge

  
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  Pros: Sugar daddy backup option to your backups for when the going gets hella tough.

  Cons: Could be your actual grandpa if all grandpas were creepy, leering, and in desperate need of an heir. 

  
  

• 13. Gregory Bridgerton

  
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  Pros: Cutie patootie who is in fact, older than his sister, Hyacinth.

  Cons: The young to Lord Rutlege's old. Still in leading strings. In other words, way too young for you. Perhaps he'll be eligible in the next London season - give or take fifteen years from now? 

  
  

• 12. Lord Featherington

  
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  Pros: Will do anything for the fam, even cry. Sensitivity is sexy.

  Cons: Major gambling problem. Literally no concept of savings.

  
  

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• 11. Mr. Finch

  
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  Pros: Goes for girls who are "not like other girls", will bring flowers without fail despite his allergies, and deeply passionate about cheese (pizza nights for days!)

  Cons: Possibly more passionate about cheese than he is about you.  

  
  

• 10. Sir George Crane

  
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  Pros: Sexy soldier type, and so much chemistry together that you inevitably produced a baby.

  Cons: Super dead :( 

  
  

• 9. Siena’s Nameless Hot Suitor

  
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  Pros: Will love you for who you are, and iconic hair.

  Cons: The mustache.  

  
  

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• 8. Sir Phillip Crane

  
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  Pros: A sexy surprise man of honor, willing to marry you at first sight.

  Cons: Stranger danger. 

  
  

• 7. Anthony Bridgerton

  
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  Pros: Freak in the sheets who can also provide money, power, and glory as the Bridgerton heir.

  Cons: Actual control freak.

   

  
  

• 6. Henry Granville

  
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  Pros: Super artsy, can handle criticism lightly, social butterfly who throws super fun orgy parties.

  Cons: Has the hots for a dude that isn't you. 

  
  

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• 5. Simon Bassett

  
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  Pros: Tall, dark, and handsome literal sex god who shall never stop raking your body.

  Cons: MAJOR daddy issues. Yikes! 

  
  

• 4. Will Mondrich

  
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  Pros: A crazy jacked wholesome family man who will obviously simp and fight for you.

  Cons: Married with kids. It should have been me

  
  

• 3. Colin Bridgerton

  
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  Pros: Adventurous traveler, talented singer, and Regency era regulation hottie.

  Cons: Can't take a fucking hint. 

  
  

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• 2. Prince Friedrich

  
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  Pros: A cute gentlemanly foreign prince who is willing to relocate for you and knows exactly what he wants.

  Cons: On paper, he's so right, but this just ain't it, kid. Also calls other ladies' dresses "exquisite." Questionable. 

  
  

• 1. Benedict Bridgerton

  
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  Pros: The sweetest blue eyes, super supportive of all his sibs (especially my girl Eloise), down for experimental threesomes, and conveniently not the Bridgerton heir so he gets to have all the fun with you. Also, as a budding artist, he's guaranteed to paint nude portraits of you.

  Cons: Sexuality still unclear. Frequents brothels from time to time. 

  
  

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