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People Reveal The Savage Ways They Discovered Their Ex's Cheating

  • When he tries to convince you her tampon is yours.

    Internet meme - TV LAND THAT'S DISGUSTING!

    I went over to my boyfriend's apartment one night. The first thing I noticed was a wine glass had the remnants of red lipstick on it. I don't wear lipstick. He brushed it off and said it must have been from when he had friends over months before the quarantine started. I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. Later in the night, his dog dug a used tampon out of the bathroom trash can. He tried to convince me it was mine. Because of my birth control, I haven't menstruated in years. Busted. 

  • When he dates his ex while dating you.

    Hair - Are you f**king serious?

    My boyfriend's ex-girlfriend started texting him out of the blue over a year into our relationship for some reason. He acted incredibly annoyed by it and swore up and down he wasn't seeing her and hadn't responded. I opened Venmo one day and noticed that he had sent her money for concert tickets on a night when he said he was out with his friends. 

  • When you catch him making out with his boss.

    Hair - Finger - CO) #SchittsCreek

    My finance was at a work event one night so I headed out with some girlfriends. I texted my fiance to see how his night was going and he assured me it was just another 'boring work event.' I ended up going to another bar after dinner and found my fiance and his married boss making out in a booth together. I went to greet them with a big smile and they were dumbfounded. By the next morning, I had his things neatly folded on the front porch and pawned my engagement ring.

  • When his other girlfriend invites you to his surprise birthday party.

    Music artist - xfactor FOX VEAHXFACTORGIFS TUMBLREO

    One day I got a Facebook message from a girl inviting me to my boyfriend's surprise birthday party. I had no idea who this girl was. She told me that she knew 'her' boyfriend and I were still friends and she wanted to include me. This was all very sweet until I told her that I wasn't his ex and we never broke up. He had clearly been living a double life, dating both of us simultaneously for months. 

  • When you meet his other girlfriend while you're both bailing him out of jail.

    Face - sky cinema AND... YOU ARE?

    My boyfriend got a DUI and I woke up at 9 AM with several messages from him trying to get me to come to the police station and bail him out. I panicked because I missed all his calls and drove straight to the police station to help. I was standing in line waiting for an officer to give me some information when a woman in front of me asked about him first. He had been dating both of us for a while and when I didn't answer he ended up calling her. We both left without bailing him out. 

  • When he erases you from your apartment while you're away on a business trip.

    Hair - It's like I'm invisible sometimes.

    I got an earlier flight home from a business trip and when I got back to my apartment every remnant of my existence was removed and shoved into my closet. Every picture, my perfumes/lotions, and even the calendar on the fridge with my writing. When my boyfriend came home he had no choice but to admit he had a 'visitor' over while I was gone and had been seeing this person for months. 

  • When he hides her name in his phone under his sisters name.

    Furniture - That is stupid.

    My boyfriend of four years started acting very strange and was constantly texting someone on his phone. While he was in the shower one day went into his text messages and found some disturbingly sexual messages between him and *Jessica Smith*...his sister. Upon further investigation, this was actually some girl he met out one night but he changed her name in his phone so I wouldn't get suspicious when I saw her texts pop up

  • When you catch him making out with his intern at work.

    Human - You cheating bastard.

    I went to drop off some balloons and a cake at my husband's work for his birthday. I found him in the parking lot making out with one of the interns.  

  • When he tries to pull the 'sex addict' card.

    Cartoon - IT'S NOT CONSIDERED CHEATING IF YOU ARE A SEX ADDICT

    I was on my iPad in the living room and my husband was in the bedroom. Suddenly I started getting sexually explicit pictures from a woman along with dirty messages. Turns out my husband's phone was linked to the iPad and he was literally 15 feet away from me while he was sexting and sending naughty pictures for about an hour before I entered the room and calmly confronted him. He tried to pull the 'sex addict' card, but I told him to move out. 

  • When you walk in on him and his other girlfriend in bed together.

    Hair

    My boyfriend and I were in a long-distance relationship. I spent the weekend with him and while at the airport my flight was canceled due to some bad weather. I called him several times to tell him I was heading back to his house to stay another night but he didn't pick up.  When I got to his house his roommate opened the door and his face completely dropped. Turns out, my boyfriend had another 'visitor' that night, and they were laying in bed together. 

  • When he starts dating your boss's sister three years into dating you.

    Neck - CO #SchittsCreek WHO IS THIS WOMAN?!

    One day at work I was called into my manager's office. Though she was my boss we had a relatively close friendship as well. She told me to sit down and showed me some screenshots of a conversation she was having with her sister. Her sister was telling her all about the new guy she was dating along with a picture of him. This 'new guy' just so happened to be my boyfriend of three years. 

  • When he writes his mistress's name in your Valentines Card by mistake.

    Newscaster - @LateNightSeth HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT

    For Valentine's Day, my husband gave me a nice card. The only problem was he accidentally gave me the one intended for his mistress. I filed for divorce that week. 

  • When his pregnant wife reveals that you are the other woman.

    Shoulder - PLOT TWIST!

    My boyfriend of six months was helping me move into a new apartment. Suddenly a crazy woman came flying into the parking lot where we were unloading things from my car and began violently hitting him. Turns out, I was actually the other woman and he had a pregnant wife. How did I not know he had a wife all this time? He told me when we first met that there had been a flood in his house and it was currently being repaired/renovated (he had shown me pictures of the work being done, so this was apparently true). We always went to my apartment because he said he was living with his parents/crashing with friends until the work was done. In actuality, he was living with his in-laws. 

  • When you use the ‘Find My iPhone App’ to bust her cheating.

    Sky - MTTRRUUCES

    I had suspected my girlfriend was cheating because she started acting weird. One day she told me she was 'out running errands' and was pretty vague. I decided to use her computer to use the 'Find My iPhone App.' I figured out she spent the day at another girl's house that she had dated on and off a few years back

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Nikki is currently living in NYC with her husband (who she met on Bumble after experiencing the absurdity of online dating) and working in digital marketing. She clearly enjoys recording the ridiculous debauchery that is the modern dating scene. Nikki is also partial to a tall glass of Prosecco, her black/calico kitties, 90s music and playoff hockey. Drop her a line if you have a good story for her to write about.

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Nikki is currently living in NYC with her husband (who she met on Bumble after experiencing the absurdity of online dating) and working in digital marketing. She clearly enjoys recording the ridiculous debauchery that is the modern dating scene. Nikki is also partial to a tall glass of Prosecco, her black/calico kitties, 90s music and playoff hockey. Drop her a line if you have a good story for her to write about.