Educational Tumblr Post On Proper Monster Care

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Nov 29, 2021 3:00 PM EST

What a nice little gem from a wonderful mind in the world of Tumblr. This fun Tumblr post provides a comprehensive rundown on what one must do to provide proper care for certain kinds of notable monsters. If you're looking for more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr post about some dudes that avoided chaotic evil with skimpy outfits and pure love. 

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    Font - headspace-hotel Follow Common misconceptions surrounding the care of monsters Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT normal for a Cerberus's heads to fight with one another; this indicates anxiety or lack of proper enrichment.
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    Font - Giant spiders are actually very social creatures, and should not be housed alone. Provide your Sphinx with enrichment by answering its riddles. Though Sphinxes can be trained to attack those who answer incorrectly, they actually normally speak in riddles as a form of social play that is essential to their development and well- being.
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    Font - If you cannot provide brimstone and a large pool of lava for bathing, don't purchase a Hellhound! They are animals with very specific care needs and their health will suffer if they are not given the proper habitat. Likewise, most Hellhound kibble brands on the market do not meet the recommended daily requirement of damned souls for Hellhounds. Always check the labels! The practice of putting blinders over the eyes of Basilisks to make them less dangerous is cruel. Basilisks should not be
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    Font - Many hippocampi enjoy pulling sea chariots, boats or inflatable floats and it can be a good source of enrichment and exercise. Make this activity fun for your hippocampus by rewarding it with treats such as fish and allowing it to participate as it wants to. A labyrinth is NOT an appropriate habitat for a Minotaur!! Minotaurs need fresh grass and shade to lie down in to be happy. Also, a diet of only human flesh will cause malnutrition. Supplement your Minotaur's diet of kidnapped youths
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    Font - Remember, that hatchling Roc is an adorable fluff ball now, but it will eventually become a fearsome elephant-sized bird of prey with a ravenous appetite and very demanding housing requirements. A pet should always be a well-researched commitment, not an impulsive decision. While going into the wild and gaining a dragon's trust is often romanticized, there are many dragons in search of a loving family much closer to home! Try looking into dragon rescue organizations near you. Some Mantico
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    Font - Even smaller species of griffin need a lot of space. Domestic rock-griffins, though only the size of a cat, need room to fly and to build large nests. If you live in an apartment, it is better to adopt one of the smallest species, such as one of many types of song- griffins! Humming-griffins, however, though you may have seen cute videos on Instagram, should be avoided because they are not domesticated and their wild populations are endangered by the pet trade. It is best to admire their
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    Font - str8aura · 15h • *fluffle puff noises* If you're squeamish about murder, don't adopt breeds that specifically require human flesh. It's obvious, but so many people try to get their partners baby manticores or hellhounds for christmas only to return them when they realize the cost. Educate yourself. Not all giant snake based monsters are the same. It's generally agreed that if it's just a giant snake, it can be domesticated, but if it has any human parts, it's just a normal dude who won't
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    Font - Omny87 · 7h Remember the three S's when giving commands to golems: Simple, Short, and Specific! Don't give them vague or overly complicated commands, otherwise they may get confused or perform way more work than desired, leading to all kinds of problems like digging mile-long ditches when you only needed a few feet. Try writing down what you want them to do before telling them if it helps! Reply 10 ...
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