People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

Marriage means being with one person forever—aside from the 50% of marriages that end in divorce, of course. And forever is a long time, so it's only natural for the quirks that you found cute about your partner at the beginning of the relationship will start to grate on you as time goes on. And so begin the recurring arguments, about the same old thing every. Single. Damn. Time. If you think your marriage is unique because you can't get away from these fights, think again. A viral tweet asking people for 'the stupid, recurring arguments you and your spouse just cannot, will not stop having,' has shown just how common some issues are in marriages. 

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    Product - rabia O'chaudry O @rabiasquared ... Married people: tell me about the stupid, recurring argument you and your spouse just cannot, will not stop having 4:32 AM Jan 9, 2020 - Twitter for Android 6,040 Retweets 6,461 Quote Tweets 19.9K Likes
    via @rabiasquared

    It's all about having to live with someone's irritating habits for the rest of your life. In relationships, you have to pick and choose your battles, so whether it's the way your spouse does the dishes (or doesn't do them, as the case may be) or how much their eating habits annoy you, is it worth fighting over? Especially if neither of you is prepared to concede.

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    Font - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @rabiasquared Me: babe just let me buy you a loofah Him: no this works better Reader, he was using a STEEL WOOL PAD on his feet. It lived in the shower, like it just belonged there 6:59 AM - Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 1,583 Likes
    via @sarahthemoose

    And sometimes, even when you know that neither of you will give in, and nothing will change, there's something inside you that forces you to fight about it each time. Why? Because, well... welcome to having an ego!

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    Font - Christa Bishmark ... @christabishmark Replying to @rabiasquared My spouse will take groceries out of the bag and instead of putting the grocery item into its designated spot directly from the bag, he will put everything out on the kitchen counter and then put the groceries away one by one. 4:55 AM Jan 9, 2020 - Twitter for Android 224 Retweets 288 Quote Tweets 2,868 Likes
    via @christabishmark
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    Font - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502 Retweets 435 Quote Tweets 6,732 Likes
    via @rjohnson83
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    Font - Tara Mac ... @taracarea Replying to @rabiasquared When we clean the house l'll be doing things like picking up the living room, vacuuming, dishes & he will find the most obscure, insane chore and do it for HOURS. Like last weekend it was that he cleaned our grill. Like took apart every peice and cleaned it. In December. Why. 4:00 PM Jan 9, 2020 from Oregon, USA · Twitter for iPhone 275 Retweets 92 Quote Tweets 3,401 Likes
    via @taracarea
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    Font - Tim Pierce @qwrrty ... Replying to @rabiasquared She removes eggs from either end of the egg carton, so eggs are left only in the center. I move all the eggs to one end, so when you grab the front of the carton, you're holding the center of gravity. We have silently been moving eggs back and forth in the carton for years. 5:21 AM Jan 9, 2020 - Twitter Web App 1,133 Retweets 309 Quote Tweets 10K Likes
    via @qwrrty
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    Font - Brittiany Bowman @trueblue8891 ... Replying to @rabiasquared My husband consistently gets in the shower without grabbing a towel and then has to yell out for me to get him one. Every.single.time. 4:40 AM · Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 329 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 3,280 Likes
    via @trueblue8891
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    Font - CaliforniaBuckeye ... @californiabucki Replying to @rabiasquared My husband folds up a chip bag like it's still full of chips when actually there are only crumbs left in the bottom. So not only am l *not* getting any chips, I also have to throw out what's basically trash he's put back in the cabinet. 7:15 AM - Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 229 Likes
    via @californiabucki
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    Font - Tamaryn Szamosvari @Tamosvari ... Replying to @rabiasquared Toothpaste on the towel.. why can't you just rinse your mouth with water before wiping it on the towel? Nightly disagreement. 12:24 AM Jan 11, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
    via @Tamosvari
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    Font - Elena ... @chica_en_bici Replying to @rabiasquared He throws everything away! EVERYTHING! Receipts, documents, anything I leave in shared spaces-trash! I've told him a million times to ask me first before dumping. Still throws everything in the trash. Drives me absolutely crazy! I've had to salvage stuff with spaghetti sauce. 1:02 AM Jan 11, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @chica_en_bici
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    Rectangle - Black Matter ... @blackermatt Replying to @rabiasquared Chips or cookies. Her: 'why did you buy this crap?! I just eat it all!' Also Her: 'why didn't you buy chips or cookies!? I want to eat them right now!' 8:20 AM Jan 11, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @blackermatt
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    Font - Jessey Jean @JesseyJean ... Replying to @rabiasquared I squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. He refuses to throw things in the trash. Will literally open a new bag / bottle / whatever, and leave its remnants on the counter NEXT to the trash. #PickYourBattles 7:05 PM · Jan 12, 2020 · Twitter for Android
    via @JesseyJean

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