Keanu Reeves Brain Hurricane Results In Too Many Keanu Puns

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Eric Lund
Feb 9, 2021 3:00 PM EST

What can we say, sometimes people are just in the mood for puns and wordplay of all stripes. We can't say that they're very good, but the whole Keanu Reeves rhyming theme feels right. And there's definitely a respectability in the amount of effort that can go into listing dozens of puns on one theme. Kinda like this mortician on a dating app who got absolutely slammed with puns.

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    Font - Keanu Reeves is a gardener 13:50 Keanu leaves 13:50 Keanu Reeves studies hard and does very well on his leaving cert 13:51 CO Keanu Achieves 13:51 But mostly 13:52 Keanu Bereaves 13:52 Keanu Reeves takes up piracy and raids villages for plunder 13:52 Keanu Reaves 09 28) 13:52
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    Product - Keanu takes someone's shift over 13:53 Keanu Relieves 13:53 Keanu Reeves plays an axe wielding barbarian in DND 13:53 / Keanu Cleaves 13:53
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    Rectangle - Keanu has to much to drink 13:53 Keanu Heaves 13:53 Keanu Reeves is very angry and cant do anything about it 13:54 Keanu Seethes 13:54 Keanu converts to Catholicism Keanu Believes 13:54 Keanu Reeves plays a piece of music reminiscent of an earlier piece 13:54 Keanu Reprise 13:54 Keanu becomes an acrobat 13:55 Keanu Trapeze 13:55
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    Font - Keanu has a cold Keanu Sneeze 13:57 Keanu becomes a butler 13:57 Keanu Jeeves 13:57 Keanu wears his fall wardrobe as it's getting a bit nippy out 13:57 Keanu Sleeves 13:57 Keanu's thriving lost property business Keanu Retrieves 13:58 Keanu's activities in said business start to become shady 13:59 Keanu thieves 13:5
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    Rectangle - BFF Keanu has a mistress 14:02 Keanu's Squeeze 14:02 Keanu Reeves was doing a photo shoot 14:03 / Keanu "cheese" 14:03 Keanu doesn't suffocate Keanu Breathes 14:03
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    Font - Keanu has a library 14:03 00 Keanu reads 14:03 V Keanu becomes a classically inclined architect 14:04 AS Keanu's Frieze 14:04 Keanu is detained by the government 14:05 Keanu seized 14:05
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    Font - Keanu was brought up right and is always polite when making requests 14:05 / Keanu please 14:05/ Keanu opens a locksmith 14:06 Keanu's keys 14:06
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