Funny Tumblr Posts For Your Scrolling Pleasure

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andcallmeshirley
Feb 15, 2021 3:38 AM EST

If you're craving some funny Tumblr memes without the effort of scrolling through to find the good stuff, we have just the thing for you: our latest collection of posts from r/Tumblr. These posts will have you laughing off your chair, so prepare yourself for some merriment. Here are last week's picks too. 

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  • 01
    Font - katlikethesword ... 2 definitely-a-living-human Follow whitepeopletwitter idealpiper @idealpiper ... Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the herapist realizes we don't even know each other? thenameislion-dandelion Follow Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending. Source: whitepeopletwitter 53,561 notes
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    Font - A the-memedaddy Day 7281 of being emotionally broken: A support dog ran up to me and put its head on my lap and I was thrilled untill it's owner said it can sense sadness Me irl caetea Fun story, I had two different service dogs react to me and both owners were like "ru okay?" I cried. rowantheexplorer I've had that happen while working retail, and the dog's partner was like "sweetie? you should ask your manager to let you take a break." Source: the-memedaddy 75,046 notes
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    Photograph - cat-memes-only Follow my gf is at the vet and she sent me this derinthescarletpescatarian Follow Your gf is beautiful
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    Font - chefpyro European culture is hating all other European nations chefpyro Like yeah we're at peace. Were cooperating. No tensions or anything. But if I ever have to talk to a goddamn Belgian insaneartistoflegacysystems waffles > windmills chefpyro I will annex you
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    Font - kishizumi Follow me: *finishes a task that wasn't on my to-do list* me: : me: *adds the task to the list just to cross it off afterwards* me: :)
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  • 06
    Font - enderman Folgen whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!? enderman Folgen i may be stupid vapid-gay Folgen This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head 136.644 Anmerkungen
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    Font - The Bible on Gender Identity djsmallballs: dani-decapitate: "I can't accept you for being transgender, the bible says it's a sin." Galatians 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. Does it say that? Does it really? Damn son even the bible isn't transphobic, how about that
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  • 08
    Font - banjobutch S'abonner STAR Star Wars Facts WARS AGIS @SWTweets Contrary to popular belief, George Lucas says Jedi are allowed to have sex "Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships" maamlet obi-wan: the jedi council says marriage is a sin anakin: what about all your grindr hook-ups obi-wan: im not marrying them 25,181 notes
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    Font - the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower concept: reverse vampires they survive by eating garlic and drinking holy water. the sun is healing to them. if you stake them through the heart, they become immortal. but most importantly... every single human on earth is trying to hunt them down and drink their blood. cordycepcanopy Italians the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower w- what timeline are you from 281 notes A
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    World - gunaerystargarygun Follow I remember reading this story of this guy who met his wife at a Star Trek convention but she spoke Portuguese and he spoke French but they both could speak Klingon and that's how they communicated through the first few months of their relationship until they learned each other's languages 81,970 notes
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    Font - teashoesandhair S'abonner Stellar conversation on BBC Wales today teashoesandhair S'abonner Caller: I live in America now, since the '80s, but I’m visiting family in Wales this week, and I thought I’d ring in. Host: Why did you move from Wales to America? Caller: I actually moved because of a woman. Host: Who's the lucky lady? Caller: Margaret Thatcher. 71 874 notes
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    Ecoregion - THE DINOSAURS HAD SEX.. PENEK TO EM coeur-fleuri I go to a Christian college and just walked into a residence hall and I am crying laughing
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    Font - feeshies Follow Guys I'm going to make a hot take feeshies Follow The whole "I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I'm stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend" sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the "progressive" queer version of the boomer "I hate my wife" jokes Source: feeshies 3,633 notes
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  • 14
    Smile - As the current record holder for the highest score in Donkey Kong, Hank Chien is legally fourth in line to be President of Taiwan. TRUEGAMEFACTS TUABLRCOM crewnex: worldfamousprofessor. the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan VIA DAMNLOL.COM
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  • 15
    Azure - getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 I want 6 pet sloths so I can name them after every sin except for sloth Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was "an urgent message". bogleech It was 105,357 notes A
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    Font - writing-prompt-s From a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you'll look in a month. One day, your reflection is gone. foxoftheasterisk "Huh, I guessI am gonna go through with it." "What?" calls my vampire girlfriend from the other room. "Tell you later," I say. 19,406 notes t7 A
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  • 17
    Rectangle - Why ghosts pass through walls Route of ghost Floorplan of house 1878 Floorplan of offices 1978 Ghosts continue to follow the routes they used when alive, even if the house has been rebuilt since that time. This is why they seem to climb up stairs that no longer exist or are able to glide through walls. cthulhu-with-a-fez: adlersassistant: worthyourweightinfanfiction: ghostdrive #hello #i hate what you've done with the place Oh you've redecorated. I don't like it i acknowledge that th
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  • 18
    Font - orriculum My boss's first language isn't English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us "don't just stand around looking pretty“, but what she actually said was "WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY“. sheldoninmanyfandoms It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn't wrap the bread correctly so she told me to "Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It's sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian." Source: orriculum 389,341
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    Smile - E datarep S'abonner Who is Represented? Averaged faces of the elected members of the 116th United States Congress Republican Senators Democratic Senators Republican Representatives Democratic Representatives Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress siderealsandman S'abonner It's him, Gerry Mandering 126 816 notes
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    Font - argumate Follow hey girl you single? no? would you like to be? unpatchedglitch Follow aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign argumate Follow you can do better babe, let's make this happen
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  • 21
    Font - Duncan MacMaster Follow @FuriousDShow Stanley Kubrick was hired to fake the moon landing, but his perfectionism made them film it on location on the moon. twitter.com/FuriousDShow/status/62330143... > jets-break-the-soundbarrier: the only moon landing conspiracy theory i'll ever believe Source: twitter.com 95,829 notes
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  • 22
    Product - Scott "Hug Honey" Fearichs= Following @KaiserNeko Fun fact: I once asked Jeff Goode (creator of Jake Long: American Dragon) at a furry con, "How do you feel about people making lewd art of your characters?" He said, "Oh, Disney sat me down and showed me a bunch of Kim Possible porn and said, 'This will happen to your show." 10:50 PM - 26 Oct 2018 19 Retweets 42 Likes t1 19 42 2thedarksideoflimbo Three things I find hilarious about this: 1: Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons 2: Disney acknow
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    Font - phantomrose96 Follow As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like "why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?" Like, I dunno! That's news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are. fluid-pandemonium Psta Tha
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  • 24
    Font - chefpyro ... 5 carnival-phantasm Follow tilthat Follow TIL that the owner of a brand name can lost their legal protection for it if people started using it as the common or generic name for a type of product or service. This is what happened to Cellophane, Escalator, Flip Phone, Frisbee, Hovercraft, Kerosene, Sellotape, Trampoline, and Videotape. via reddit.com carnival-phantasm Follow And with your help, we can do it to photoshop too 12,030 notes
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  • 25
    Font - serotnin Follow how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms serotnin Follow smecksy save point st4rm41d Follow iconic post 182,368 notes A
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  • 26
    Water - bluegrassorangesky: found two kitties cuddling by the sea this is more romantic than anything i've ever done in my life x-cometophobia-x Source: babelady 1,063,931 notes Aug 14th, 2017 boredpanda.com
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    Font - hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer's so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
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  • 28
    Font - evil-perdviv Follow III|||||||I|||||||| - the alphabet as seen from the side invertedporcupine Follow the alphabet as seen from directly above
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  • 29
    Sleeve - positive-memes r/OldSchoolCool u/pukey O 2h The inventor of the super soaker c. early 1980s mysterioussoal O-Ih He's a Redditor! u/linex Reply + 2.8k + linex O. 49m Yes I am! + 5.4k vip remedy 47m You have single handedly filled many summer days with hours of entertainment. linex O2.44m I had to use both hands. + 4.4k Wholesome Super soaker inventor! bisexualscotty His name is Lonnie Johnson and he used to work at NASA!
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    Font - sherokutakari "but women have sex organs on their chests! I don't walk around with my pants off!" I think what you mean to say is "women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests", not sex organs in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam's apple are also secondary sex characteristics if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time
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    Font - a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I can't believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together. Hey, the government? You could've texted me. You've got GPS; they've got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything.
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    Font - phantomspirit14 I am 99.7% sure that @setheverman is some chaotic trickster god phantomspirit14 Immediately after making this post I got an announcement that there's a gas leak in my school. setheverman hehe very unlucky Source: phantomspirit14
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    Font - the-carmevore unviersity application: what are your three best qualities? me: im gay i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends gaymabelpines "I'm gay" = I am confident in myself and my sexuality; "I have soft hair" = I take care of myself and my body well, and put effort into my appearance; and "Sometimes I cry because I love my friends" = I have a kind and compassionate heart there you go thats three amazing and wonderful things about you isnt that grand!!!!! good lu
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    Font - deanprincesster professor is 6 mins late to first class ayyyy deanprincesster so ten minutes after class was supposed to start someone throws a book at the whiteboard and everyone goes silent as this guy in a baseball cap leaps over his desk to the front of the room and says "I guess we can start class now. we're gonna start by talking about my favorite subject: me" my professor is a really young dude and disguised himself as a student starsshinedarkly77 Power play of the century??? Sourc
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    Food - castlevaniasymphonyofthenight People who don't cook their cereal don't realize what they're missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows slimeweeb op im coming to your home to beat you in the face and ass LUCKY'S MAGY
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    Product - quiteaweirdworld Øthe ONION America's Finest Neus Source. Shop HOME LATEST POLITICS SPORTS LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT THE TOPICAL OGN OPINION NEWS IN PHOTOS Google Announces Most Searched Term Of Year Is Once Again 'Nervous Breakdown Hate Life Hate Job How To Get New Life' 2 hours ego SEE MORE VOL 56 ISSUE 49 raise your hand if this was you
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    Plant - to tastefullyoffensive Follow I'm glad google is taking cow privacy seriously Street View - Aug 2015 bluebonnet-witch Follow I thought this said cow piracy and my brain immediately hollered “you wouldn't download a cow" 2,00,824 notes A
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    Rectangle - yandere-clown social media is just oscillating between "cringe culture is dead! enjoy your interests without shame!" and "we should bring back bullying and social ostricization" every couple of months magnetictapedatastorage Prey population Predator population Time Size
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    Font - sugahoped are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself ivan-fyodorovich what are you the coping mechanism police or something
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    Product - screenshotsofdespair Aah! Refreshing! 0% better bisexual-cryptid me after my 15 min break at work Source: screenshotsofdespair
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    Gesture - flatwoodsgirlfriend THINKING NERVOUS? OF YOU. kaijuno Well I fi Jam now aren'tI
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    Font - queercassianandor "van gogh ate yellow paint because-" he was suicidal, karen phindsy "If Van Goah had antidepressants, we wouldn't have his artwo-" We'd have a lot more of his work, Karen, and who the from him he deserved to be well, karen. cares about what we get c-chanfromda "he cut his ear off for a woman because he lo-" because he was mentally ill, Karen.
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    Font - politijohn Follow CORONAVIRUS High school principal works overnight at Walmart to help students in need North Charleston High School principal Henry Darby calls his students his grandchildren. Every paycheck goes toward helping them. Capitalist hellscape. official-lucifers-child gods i hate this world sometimes. "heartwarming: high school principal forced to work two jobs to provide OUT OF POCKET for students and their families in need because the government couldn't be fu bothered" 620 n
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    Font - * mcdevinpants keuhkopussirotta nature: Survival is a matter of delicate balance of specialising into your environment, and being able to adapt to changing environment. Choose wisely. human: I want to specialise in adapting. nature: what. human: I want to make adapting the thing that I specialise in. The mammoths are big, sabretooth cats have those big-ass teeth to puncture mammoth jugular, antelopes are really fast. I want to specialise in adapting to different environments. nature: that
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    Product - curseworm Follow there need to be moref up miserable emojis none of the crying emojis express what im trying to express curseworm Follow i dont feel O i feel agoo 16,418 notes
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    Font - O blogforthedamned-deactivated202 So l usually don't post stuff like this but... Right so today in class my math teacher, a human who is taller than our door and probably more awkward than it, casually mentioned how he isn't married and how he never really felt attraction to any gender. So a pan girl in my class puts up her hand and asks if he was Asexual. One confused state and three queer people explanations later... HE WAS BEYOND EXCITED TO FIND OUT THAT HE WAS VALID AND SEEN AS AN ACT
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    Trousers - TINEO 0TIME O TIME ME 10 TIME ME TIM TIMEO captain-f -levi Amy Schumer tries to "prank" Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away retroactivebakeries where is the border between these two photos Kanye looks like he's walking between parallel worlds
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    Font - ring-bearers Follow lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like f k okl gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now teaboot Follow Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address
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    Handwriting - What if he's your Romeo, but you're not his Juliet? Ouijaa.tumblr.com europeansdomusicalsbetter: journeyintonight: renkris: That means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.
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    Rectangle - egberts E corvidcrimes Follow vinceaddams Follow "lives in my head rent-free" is such a strange expression. Does anything in your head actually pay rent? defectivegembrain Follow the little mouse who lives in my frontal lobe is my only source of income 15,193 notes A
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    Rectangle - 2 atheist-xmas ... keuhkopussirotta I have a physical condition. Woman: doctor: No, there has to be a mental reason for this. man: I have a mental condition. doctor: No, there has to be a physical reason for this. Source: keuhkopussirotta 120 notes
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    Font - tilthat Follow TIL a study found applying Petroleum Jelly to a newborn for the first six to eight months of life was enough to drastically cut the risk of them developing eczema. They believe it may even ease the development of food allergies in certain instances. via reddit.com meltedbartsimpson Follow a greasy baby is a healthy baby e thetyrannosaur Follow me, laying on the vaseline with a trowel: does it feel good? my child: АН.
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    Vertebrate - augustinremi Follow i love being a historian dating a lesbian librarian and getting texts like this: ^me bringing u sources 11,500 notes A
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    Font - hotvampireadjacent S traitoroushoe Follow ovur Follow People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now americandreambarbie Follow mfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger ! proficuous Follow I'd reply to this post but im waiting for my uber 71,925 notes
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    Hair - soup-erb THE COWBOY HAS FAILED US. BUT WE CAN BUILD A A COW MAN BETTER COWBOY. Soup-ERB anarchonecromancy god creating lil nas x
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