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Twelve Snarky Tweets For Valentine's Day Haters

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  • Font - Johnny Brittner @JohnnyBrit.. · Feb 10, 2019 Oh you don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't even have a groundhog on groundhogs day. check your privilege •.. 58 t7 30.3K 107.7K

    Whatever your relationship status. You are sure to enjoy these hilarious tweets making fun of Valentine's Day. The more you read, the more you might find yourself thinking, "how is this even a holiday?" But, since this ridiculous day brought us these witty tweets, I may just be able to get over it.

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  • Font - sarah schauer @sarahschauer · Jan 29, 2019 ... Friend: what are you doing for VD? Me: taking antibiotics and drinking cranberry juice Friend: Valentine's Day... Me, leaning in: taking antibiotics and drinking cranberry juice 22 L7 626 8.2K

    Another tactic for Valentine's day as a single queen is to literally disregard the whole thing. Book a bunch of appointments, binge a new TV series, knit a sweater, basically just don't leave yourself with any time to give a f***. Might be my plan honestly, though assorted chocolates will definitely have to play a major role as well.

  • Font - Anaya @anayay_ · Jan 27, 2018 "What do uh think you'll be getting for Valentines Day?" ... Me: a snap from team Snapchat 27 28 100
  • Head - @FDXADHD
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  • Handwriting - QueenFridayXIII @QueenFridayXIII · Jan 28, 2018 replace Valentine's Day with another thanksgiving? ... Can we 36 L7 410 883
  • Handwriting - Anna @anjvs · Feb 14, 2015 ... "Actually, violets are violet," I say, ripping up her poem. 3 27 48 100
  • Forehead - PALEY ER MEDIA
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  • Font - G. L. DiVittorio @ginadivittorio · Feb 11, 2019 Dump your boyfriend not because l'm bored but because Valentine's Day is coming up and it's hard to explain but we can't let capitalism win ... 24 17 4.8K 45K
  • Handwriting - Zachary W. Hyde @zacharywhyde · Jan 28, 2018 "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" Me: Yes.. February 14th ... 10 17 1.2K 2K
  • Forehead - Opening Man Jut-Te fri -Sal
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  • Product - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault · Jan 31, 2019 This February, I urge you to avoid the heathen abomination of Valentine's Day and instead make a return to traditional values by celebrating Lupercalia, which involves men running counterclockwise around the Palatine hill while wearing skimpy goat-skin thongs 67 27 470 O 1.7K Anne Thériault @anne_theriault · Jan 31, 2019 ... Instead of showing our partners love through overpriced chocolate and trite greeting cards, this February we're going
  • Font - Bridger Winegar Gearing up for yet another Valentine's night of complete & total romance @bridger_w · Feb 15, 2015 SPKHD 45 7:00 pm 7:30 pm 8:00 pm Сops Сops Cops 10 27 86 332
  • Microphone - #howbesingle
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  • Facial expression - thomas violence @thomas_violence · Feb 14, 2015 the best thing about being single on valentine's day is I get to eat all 2 dozen of these roses by myself 27 52 129
  • Rectangle - Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats · Feb 14, 2018 If men wrote candy hearts: - hey - what r u up to? - K - lol - *silence* 55 27 258 1.5K
  • Font - Outerwear - t's all frightfully romantic!
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  • Font - mike ginn Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January @shutupmikeg... · Feb 14, 2015 •.. 12 27 185 487
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