I love a man with a full chest of hair. I'm talking about enough hair to be considered manly, but not too much that they can easily be mistaken for a wild animal. It's a delicate balance to strike, but when they get it right, it's just beautiful. Not that any man has much of a choice about how much hair they can grow on their chest, but whatever. Anyway, what I don't like, is when a man takes their fabulous chest hair and creates a ridiculous design. I'm all for creativity and self-expression, but this latest trend of men using their chest hair to create elaborate patterns is where I draw the line. Who's with me?
Dude, if you can't get a six-pack, then please, for the love of God, don't shave out a silhouette of abs using your chest hair. Or your belly hair. Or, the hair on the side of your torso... seriously, so much hair!
I want to give him points for being patriotic, but then I want to take them away again because it's all just so overwhelming!
I mean, he's good with symmetry, I'll give him that. But otherwise, it's just weird, especially the way his hair curls over his nipples. Ew, no thank you.
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