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Creepy Role Play Texts People Sent To Their Crush

Flirting is a subtle art that, unfortunately, not everyone possesses the natural finesse to deliver. When it comes to texting your crush, there are unwritten rules of the dos and don'ts that will either get you that date or turn them off forever. Nestled somewhere among the don'ts is the overuse of role plays, specifically the *insert action* template. No one wants you to spell out action by action what you would be doing if you were in person, especially if you're saying creepy things. It's not cute, it's not sexy, and it will only end badly for you. Trust me on this one. If you don't believe me, read through these texts.

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  • 1
    Rectangle - 9.56pm hey grumpy tickle tickle "tickles you" 11:32pm "grins" I know you were on an hour ago and saw my messege unlike you I know how facebook works 1133pm did you ever think I ignored you because I have no interest in responding to this weird role play thing you do 11 33pm *ahm" uhm sorry no need to act all rude "girm fades away to sadness"

    No one likes being tickled in real life, never mind the scene being role-played. If someone role-play tickled me, I would be out of there so fast, they wouldn't know what hit them. I know what you're thinking; what could be worse than role-play tickling? I'll tell you: role-playing being sad about your role-play tickles being rejected. Jesus!

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  • 2
    Product - why don't ya make another 15:37 friend then. D *Gives you a look* really. 15:38 what. 15:42 D Me:How do you make friends? Don't you know I'm cripplingly shy? (says this in a Kawaii shy anime girl voice) 16:06 I love you but that was the cringiest thing I have ever read in my life 16:06

    Seriously, what is with people explaining what facial expression they're making? Part of texting is being able to convey your emotions with words, and not have to describe what you're doing. It's just weird. Please. Stop. It. Now. 

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  • 3
    Product - *stares intensely at you while trying to determine if you watch anime or nah* Uhm? Okay? *decides you do cuz you look like the type to do so* Okay then? I love anime *smirks like Satan*
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    Font - online Today *excessively startıng to sweat* so do you want to maybe grab some coffee tomorrow? 19:49 Sorry, I'm not interested 20:49 *staring confused to the wall* remember I hold the door open for you, lend you a pencil in class and even made you a coffee??? 20:50 S-S-so you're not int-t- terested? 20:51 Yup, that's what I said. Sorry. Can you also please stop roleplaying, I absolutely hate it. 21:48 *staring confused to the wall intensifies* jessica, I know youre talking to adam, but h
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  • 5
    Azure - Yesterday 12:12 PM hi Yesterday 1:41 PM hey!! sorry, i've been at work!! you interested or not this is getting ridiculous dude i have a job & i do not know you, sorry i can't text you back 10 times a day Read Yesterday ok Today 8:58 AM i want youuuu let me worship youuu Today 11:39 AM
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    Product - "Oh dear", he thought, "someone swiped me in the wrong direction again, and l'm trying to write an original opening line, just to be ignored and left unanswered... Well, it doesn't hurt to be honest, so what about writing exactly this?" Today 1:01 PM Nothing more attractive than self-defeat and no confidence Sent
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    Font - Yesterday at 11:18 PM Friday 10:15 PM Hey Monday 5:35 PM Pardon me madame but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your flesh so I can gaze upon your beauty
    Via ruinmyweek
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  • 8
    Font - Ask another question italian food is top tier Delivered Definitely. I'm surprised I'm not fat Btw your profile pic vibe is this smart sexy nerdy strong woman that makes men her bitch in bed by making them worship her and lick her feet and suck he toes and then she finishes it off by ass fucking him so he knows she runs shit. P Report
    Via ruinmyweek
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    Rectangle - Oct 13, 2017 at 11:49 AM Hi Hello. How are you I'm okay. You? Bored and feeling lonely Sorry. It's otay *crawls and lays across your lap* Wow... this got awkward fast.
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  • 10
    Purple - I'm getting 17 this year turning not getting. Trying to help AA Thanks ^* So what's a cutie like you do for fun? ^.^ Listening to music and drawing Oh cool ^.^ I like anime, games, animals, nature, wild life ect. But favorite hobby is making you blush *i smirk leaning in close biting your neck, kissing over each bite as my tail curls around and sliwly up your leg, lightly brushing against your crotch* Just now Dude... no thanks
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  • 11
    Product - *looks to my feet shyly and then to you* youre pretty smart for a girl you know that right *blushes* Um I'm pretty sure other girls are smart. *eyes widen in a bit of surprise* THINKS TO MYSELF: oh no oh no she didnt like that. "W-well its just boilogy that men are smarter.. We have higher IQ's on average. Like my IQ is 159.. Anyway lets move on" *smiles cheerfully* I'm going to block you now *looks in shock* "why.. I thought you were nice but youre actually a birch. . I guess all wome
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  • 12
    Rectangle - M'lady *bows with honor I have pondered day and night on how one woman may hold such beauty. I think not of lust but of love. Would you be as kind as to notice me for you will have made my entire life *blushes a soft pink*
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  • 13
    Font - 0.0 <.< >.> *Leans closer to* .what *Softly pets* Nice to meet you xD what are you doing
    Via ruinmyweek

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