The Ridiculous Ways People Thought Babies Were Made

Ah, childbirth. One of the most common miracles that literally occurs every single second. I'm not kidding. There's an average of 250 babies born every minute, look it up! It's kind of like one of the secrets in life that everybody understands at their own pace. But once you know, you know. Some parents share it casually with their children, and some will create magical stories to distract their children from inevitably asking them what S-E-X means. Not today Charlie, it's time for bed.

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Reddit user u/CompletelyFeisty2364 asked people to share the way they once believe the miracle of childbirth occurred. Here's hoping these Reddit users eventually figured it out. Some of their answers actually sound more complicated than what really goes down.
Who knows, maybe in 10 years there will be an entirely different answer to the same question. Food for thought.
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Wouldn't that be a breeze? You just get ready for church, drive over, attend a communion, and then get rewarded with a baby! So easy, so clean, and there are no hospital bills! I do wonder who would choose the gender though. First come first serve?
I'm also going to assume that u/Fear_Galactus was either an only child or the youngest in their family.
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