Wittiest Breakup Tweets For Anyone Contemplating Their Love-Life

Breaking up can be hard. There are a lot of emotions flowing, uncomfortable conversations, and of course the inevitable decision of whether to keep in contact or say, "Have a good life buddy." It's kind of like a mini death, not to get too dark, but it is crazy to go from talking to someone every single day, sending good morning and good night texts consecutively, to then completely cutting off contact.

We don't know about you, but our sensitive little hearts are not built for that kind of behavior. We need at least 4 business days of slower, less romantic contact to fade out of the relationship, or else it's a shock to the system that we cannot bare. Whatever your situation may be, a lot of good can often come out of breakups. The more ridiculous they are, the better the stories someone has to share with their friends OR perhaps with Twitter.

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via @andyrose___

This sounds like it hurts, but you have to give them props for the creativity. Toy story hits us all close to home, but when your name is actually Andy... well that must have been rough. I know nothing about your relationship but this GIF says a whole lot, and I'm invested.
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via @customnigga

LOL suddenly I've already purchased a one-way ticket to Sweet Home Alabama. It is more likely for you to catch me at every country music festival for the rest of my life than to see me go back to my ex. Country rooooad, take me hoooome, to a plaaace, I BELOOONG!
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via @kenzzzzdanielle
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via @kayyorkcity
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via @Gregggyboy
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via @KhiryArion
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via @greenbeangrrl
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via @HellolmSammi
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via @alyssa_schoener
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via @NickLutz12
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via @saramorseyy
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via @holy_schnitt
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via @jennifermerr
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