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Tweets from Fast Food Twitter Accounts That Are Brilliant Displays of Marketing Comedy Gold

At least we have our comedically gifted fast food twitter in such trying and unpredictable times. Of all the tweets we're about to cruise through, I've gotta pass the MVP award to Wendy's at this point, man. The sheer brutality meets locker-room kind of banter they've had runnin amok across my twitter feed as of late is a solid testament to social media marketing done right.

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    Kickin it off with the good 'ol Burger King:

    Text - Katie @Katieloukarl 43m S/o to @BurgerKing for restoring humanity PRIES BURGER Burger King (BING @Burgerking @Katieloukarl Nice pic! Can you DM us? We would like to send something your way. 8/11/14, 4:22 PM Katie Follow @Katieloukarl "@BurgerKing: @Katieloukarl Nice pic! Can you DM us? We would like to send something your way." I'm not giving you nudes BK... 4:48 PM- 11 Aug 2014 1,215 RETWEETS 1,147 FAVORITES
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    Text - Burger King @BurgerKing Oct 19 FING Teacher: how was your weekend? Guy: Fries. T: Walt, did you say fine? Guy: Nope. No I did not. BURGER 228 13 112 Jackson Richman @jacksonrichman Oct 19 @Burgerking. That's what I call "someone getting grilled!" (pun intended) COBurger King @BurgerKing Oct 19 FANG @jacksonrichman We see what you did there and we like it. FAVORITE 1
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    Text - Burger King @BurgerKing 24h BURGER KING be the onion ring you wish to see in your fries 17 t237 496 Burger King @BurgerKing Jan 10 BURGER KING whenever you feel like the whole world is against you just remember nuggets are on your side 291 568 Burger King @BurgerKing Jan 10 PRING stirs coffee with plastic fork* Because you only live once. BURGER 19 t 73 279 Burger King @BurgerKing Jan 9 If someone eats all your Chicken Fries, try to see it from their side. BURGER KING Maybe they just like
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    Ahh, Chick-fil-A

    Text - Tweet t Stacy Retweeted Chick-Fil-A @ChicFilA Let Me Check Under Your Tongue Bubble Bass. Madison Adams @Madi_Adams I guess "extra pickles" means "no pickles" #thankschickfila @Ch... 3/24/16, 12:27 PM 85 RETWEETS 64 LIKES
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    Text - Chick-fil-A, Inc. @ChickfilA 26 Oct 2016 Life is full of ups and downs. Like dipping Nuggets into your favorite Sauce. t3 1.7K 2,4K
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    Text - Chick-fil-A, Inc. Following @ChickfilA "If you love something set it free" does not apply to Waffle Fries. RETWEETS FAVORITES 1,632 1,212
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    Text - lil duval @lilduval 21h MOOD Yo @burgerking what's in those nuggets? Cuz u never say "chicken" in the commercial BURGER Burger King PRING @BurgerKing @lilduval Chicken. What's your chain made out of? 8/4/15, 4:18 PM
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    Text - Tweet @SadderDre 1h Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, Its Just Bread @dominos Domino's Pizza @dominos 22m @SadderDre We're sorry to hear about this! Please let our friends at @dominos uk know of this so they can help. *EV Sneed retweeted @SadderDre Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/ @Dominos_UK @dominos
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    Text - Phil Lester OAmazingPhil Cheating on dominos with pizza hut Expand Dominos Pizza @DominosPizza @AmazingPhil I want your stuff packed and out by the morning. Phillip, I thought you were different. Hide conversation Reply t3 Retweet Favorite Pizze 1,306 1,349 RETWEETS FAVORITES
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    Text - RICHBOYROD @billionairerod getting dominos for my bitch 1h In reply to RICHBOYROD Dominos Corporat... Domino's Pizza @DOMINOSPIZZA @billionairerod That bitch will enjoy every bite. 57 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - Domino's Pizza @dominos 16 Dec 2016 The only appropriate thing to wear ALL WEEKEND LONG #SuperFan ABIBAIL mLA R MANCY t98 99 302 HO
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    Text - Tweet Tweets Kyle @KyleWishard_889 If @TacoBell responds to this tweet I will get some Taco Bell 19m for lunch In reply to Kyle TACO BELL @TacoBell @KyleWishard_889 Get in the car, Kyle. It's time for Taco Bell Retweeted by Kyle 18 minutes ago
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    Text - Mean Girls Quotes @MeanGirlsQuotes 12 Jul 12 Karen: You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to @TacoBell? Regina: I can't go to @TacoBell, I'm on an all carb diet! #MeanGirls Таco Bell Follow @tacobell @MeanGirlsQuotes God, Karen you're so stupid. 7:26 AM -12 Jul 2012 t715 415
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    Text - Old Spice Why is it that "fire sauce" isn't made with any real fire? Seems like false advertising @OldSpice 9 Jul 12 Taco Bell Follow @tacobell @OldSpice Is your deodorant made with really old spices? 12:52 PM-9 Jul 2012 t 1,089 822
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    Text - christine teigen @chrissyteigen Feb 24 My last 100 mentions are people telling me about the new @tacobell breakfast menu. You get me. Details Reply Retweet FavoriteMore White Castle @WhiteCastle Feb 24 White@chrissyteigen Yet you neglect our tweets about delicious sliders. Castle We see where we rank. :) Reply t Retweet FavoriteMore Details christine teigen @chrissyteigen Feb 24 Well well well it's a good ol fashioned showdown. RT @WhiteCastle Yet you neglect our tweets about delicious sl
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    Text - Taco Bell Follow @tacobell Dating is cool, but have you heard of @TacoBell? 6:09 PM - 6 Oct 2013 t11,320 5,001
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    And of course the best for last, the stone cold slayer, Wendy's...

    Text - Tweety @TweesTweets 4h @Wendys What's your Club Penguin username? Wendy's @Wendys Follow @TweesTweets Already got banned RETWEETS FAVORITES DWAY 12 12:55 PM 4 Aug 2015
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    Text - Brittany Guernsey @bguerns13 23h @Wendys what are you firing back Burger King @Burgerking 5 for $4, because 5 is better than 4 t4.7K 3.1K Wendy's @Wendys Follow @bguerns13 edible food RETWEETS LIKES 12,104 14,776 10:53 AM 22 Jan 2016
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    Text - No one eats for free. Cosmic @ICosmics 4 Jan I bet you wont give me free cheeseburgers for a year@Wendys Wendy's @Wendys Follow @iCosmics You are correct 5:12 AM 4 Jan 2017 t56 358 No love for Rally's virginia @virginia5 4 Jan it's all about@checkersrallys 4 for $3 twitter.com/wendys/status/... Wendy's @Wendys Follow @virginia5_ But then you have to eat Rally's?? 5:11 AM 4 Jan 2017 t 10 78 Call that the slam-burger. wanna be rockstar®@Amadxus 8h who got more beef, @Wendys or @souljaboy ??
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    Text - Employment is good regardless of restaurant Verzy @VerZahk 4 Jan @Wendys my brother works at McDonalds, how do you feel about this? Wendy's @Wendys Follow @VerZahK We're proud that your brother is gainfully employed! 4:27 AM 4 Jan 2017 20 Classic (DAB)iel@MrNewblet @Wendys Hey can you say something funny so I can put it as my 4 Jan header Wendy's @Wendys Follow @MrNewblet something funny 4:27 AM - 4 Jan 2017 t9 55 Fried? Baked? No, ROASTED The Tumbler @SGF_Tumbler 4 Jan Ok @Wendys try thi
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