Twitter Thread: Security Guard's Tweets Are A Wholesome, Humorous Goldmine

The Cowboy museum might've made the best decision they've ever made in the realm of making decisions when they put Tim in charge of their Twitter account. Tim dishes out unintentionally hilarious, wholesome gems left and right. Way to go, Tim. 

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