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    Rectangle - funny story In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part." I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.

    I'm sorry, WHAT? This is hilarious. How has this mans gone his entire life not knowing it doesn't have to be this way? HOW? I can't, I don't have words. This is too much. I wish she had gone on a second date, I need to know more about this guy and his upbringing.

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    Facial expression - me: i'd love to be in a relationship *is shown any kind of affection* me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

    I'm going to assume that a lot of us can relate to this. Sometimes I just prefer to crush on someone from a healthy distance. Real-life affection can be too real. Every other day you might find yourself saying, "Ugh I need a bf/gf," but maybe you just need a body pillow. Food for thought.

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    Purple - Anonymous asked: Are u single? puffsaddy: "single" is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you're asking me if im lonely the answer is yes. 11 September 2017 118267
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    Font - my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
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    Forehead - dateaboysuggestions: Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.
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    Font - faebee: i wanna take a girl on a date to a library on a rainy day and we can run around to different shelves and show eachother our favorite stories and we'll go to a cozy corner with our arms full of books and sit together and cuddle with hot tea and read together until our cheeks are pink and our hearts are fuzzy and warm Honestly if I'm studying for an important test at the library while you two have your obnoxious little date l'Il kick both of your asses. 5 years ago
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    Mouth - PUCKYEANDASH when he says "it's so nice to finally meet a girl who's not crazy" on the first date Posted: 5 years ago on Sep 16,2015 at 8:10 PM Notes: 63580 Tags:#kardashian
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    Font - if you both agree to take a nap instead of going out, it's a date Source: preservable #upload #text 158,098 notes Dec 15th, 2016 •..
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    Font - sluttyhozier proton-packs being single is like... it's just you and your bottle of water Source: proton-packs 178,510 notes Jun 17th, 2018 ...
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    Font - 17yr: overhearing coffee dates is always just listening to men Ted Talk to the girl they're with "enough about what i have to say about this topic, let's see what i have to say about this other topic" 5 years ago (43,841 notes)
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    Green - My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice? Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and “break up"* yeah sure go ahead #aro #meme #aro meme #relationships #i mean i guess this is aro related #it seems to be common that we're asked for relationship advice for some reason #but anyway these are my only two moods 156,720 notes Aug 6th, 2019
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    Green - My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice? Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and “break up"* yeah sure go ahead #aro #meme #aro meme #relationships #i mean i guess this is aro related #it seems to be common that we're asked for relationship advice for some reason #but anyway these are my only two moods 156,720 notes Aug 6th, 2019
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    Rectangle - I don't want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute #dating problems #musings #popular 423,310 notes Jun 13th, 2017

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