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30+ Funny & Frustrating Spousal Behaviors

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    Tableware - This is what I wake up to this Sunday morning. My husband using my instant pot insert to drain the toilet.
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    Ingredient - I married a monster FOR INDIV
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    Food - The way my wife opened this strawberry milk SINCE 49 STRAWBERRY AROUND
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    Furniture - My husband bought memory foam for "his side of the bed"
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    Food - How my husband cut this cake.
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    Food - My wife's idea of leaving me a glass of juice AD NO SUGAR 100%UId andy CRANBER 110 CALORIES PER SERVING 60 FL OZ (1.77L) BLEND OF 4 JUICES FROM CONCENTRATE WITH ADDED INGREDIENIS 100% PEASE RECYCLE
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    Water - My wife's nightstand. GWATEA
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  • 8
    Food - The real strain of quarantine is having to see daily how my husband cuts his sandwich.
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    Communication Device - How my wife's iPhone folders are organized. Pure anarchy. 31 Reminders Google Maps Settings Google Calendar Spotify Podcasts Voice Recorder Blue Google Green Pink/purple Black Yellow/orange Red 19 43
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    Drinkware - My wife keeps using my ipad as her coaster
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  • 11
    Rectangle - My wife bought the wrong size screen protector weeks ago and it doesn't seem to bother her. Me on the other hand...
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    Human body - Wife wanted to get down our Christmas tree from the attic. I told her not to step on the drywall... She later admitted that she didn't know what drywall was. EUSO
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    Joint - Made homemade bread for the first time and my husband smashed it into this Tupperware to keep it fresh... 1/2
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  • 14
    Food - My wife thinks it is ok to mix M+M's with Skittles.
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    Ingredient - The Way My Wife Opens Things OATS OATS 70000 EBERRY Jearty INSTANT OAT READY IN 2 MINUTES BLUEBERE MUFFIN NONIFRATE ACION. SALT NATURAL&rncu OF YEAST MMONIUM PER POUCH 22 WOIL Dz (428 g) Jie Jie 10క NET WT 18a RK CH OCOLAT RS HM ज् ०] COVERED ALLS 2ark choco late
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    Shoe - "Its always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks." -Wife Jan2020 -32C.
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    Light - My wife using an outlet.
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    Sleeve - How my husband puts back cereal
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    Textile - My husband bought us the same socks. Identical except for size. It's all fun and games until laundry day.
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    Food - The way my husband opens boxes $1.5 Cktle Debbie BUNS CONTAN
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    Wood - My husband eats oranges like they're apples. Send help.
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    Purple - My husband wanted a bagel, apparently EA PL BAGELS
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  • 23
    Knee - When my husband goes out in public like this.
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    Food - Whenever we have an assortment of cookies at home, my wife does this
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    Audio equipment - My husband doesn't want the case to get scratched and cause an "eyesore"
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    Food - My wife put the cookies back in the cabinet like this.
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    Food - How my wife eats brownies
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    Liquid - How my wife likes her beer
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    Food - The way my fiancé puts away cereal boxes wheet nFegular ANTIOX T NAKI WOR K UT 4UR OREd m FIBER OLE GRA POTASSIUM Excellent Source Rollagg's eigretive LOVE tion Facts Kello trated sch cen
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    Automotive design - My wife unloaded the dishwasher
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    Wood - How my wife changes the toilet paper roll
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  • 32
    Plumbing fixture - Being married to a procrastinator.
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    Gesture - I married a monster
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    Food - My wife's no cheese pizza, and how she cuts it
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    Food - I've been married for 5 years and just found out my wife eats kit kats like a barbarian...
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    Automotive tire - What kind of animal even does this? My wife... COO BUL s of age apable of using without supervisuon GUMS aults and children antensh teh horougny after meals or at e Ovice a day, or use as directed by a dtscor chidren under 6 years instruct in good brusg and rinsing habits (to naabuing chiden under 2 years ask a dentist or physician a SS Mon-Fri. 9am-5pm ET or vis ww.myoralcare.com mE thrive in a neutral e proven power of toothpastes create the and gums AMMERM USA reg muteris th
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    Food - My spouse leaves just the bread ends on the counter Countr Potato WHITE COUNTRY 3g Proteln - Enriched Bread MET T 225 (113 SS ) E37 Cuot2 icke Sliced EXAS DAST ON
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    Tableware - Those little things your spouse does that might be a bit infuriating.
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    Food - How my spouse puts away left over pizza 3\ EE FILTERS

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